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Hollywood, California --
Robert W. Armijo
“I feel the American people
have had enough of Trump-bashing,” said Jimmy Kimmel in a magazine article. “And
by fed up with Trump-bashing, I mean my Trump-bashing.”
According to former staff
members of the Jimmy Kimmel Show, Jimmy Kimmel is currently interviewing new
staff writers to replace his old ones that lost their ability to be funny over
the years since the election of President Trump.
“They seem to have had a
collective nervous breakdown," said a former staff member.
Reportedly, Jimmy Kimmel began
to notice that all his writers lost the ability to write any new material that
was not President Trump related.
The opposite occurred with
the last administration.
“Before President Trump,”
said a former staff member. “No body would dare write a joke against the one
for whom the sun rises. I mean our beloved leader. I mean President Obama.”
Apparently, last season was
the last straw for Jimmy Kimmel when he stormed into a writer’s staff joke pitch meeting.
“What’s wrong with you
people?” Kimmel rhetorically asked, throwing his hand up in the air. “Can’t
you write anything that’s not Trump-bashing?”
Witness recall seeing writers
banging their heads on the conference desk, office walls and furniture as they
jibber–jabbered among themselves a slew of Trump-bashing jokes.
“Ronald McDonald called
today,” one writer spoke out as if in a trance, temporally lifting his head up
from the conference desk.
“I am listening,” Kimmel
said.
“Yeah, he asked President
Trump for his hair back,” said the writer before slamming his head down again.
Kimmel just shook his head in
disbelief.
“You there, bagging your head
against the wall, what do you got? Kimmel asked, calling on another writer.
“Knock-knock,” said the male
writer, who continued staring at the
wall.
“Knock-knock jokes?” said
Kimmel. “Is this what we are reduced to? Okay, I will play along…Who’s there?”
“Six, six, six,” replied the
writer.
“Six, six, six who?” Kimmel
replied.
“President Trump,” said the
writer, resuming bagging his head against the wall.
Kimmel placed his face in his hands.
“Okay, you way in the back,
bagging your head against the water cooler,” said Kimmel, speaking between his
fingers. “What do you got for me?”
The female writer with
running mascara, matted hair and smeared lipstick stopped banging her head,
steadied herself against the water cool and even took a drink of water before
directly addressing Kimmel.
“You know where the Joker got
the inspiration for his name?” spoke the writer in an eerily calm and
collected voice.
“Timely,” said Kimmel,
smiling. “I like where this is going.”
“He got it from the ‘J’ in
President Donald J. Trump,” said the writer before passing on the conference
room floor.
That is when Kimmel
reportedly threw his hand up in the air.
“You are all very, very sick
people. Suffering from TDS or something,” Kimmel said while storming
out the conference room but not before yelling out. “You’re fired!”
Copyright © 2019 by Robert W.
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