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| Nancy Pelosi Commands an All-Female Flight Crew of a Stealth Bomber Flying Over Capitol Hill with the Two Articles of Impeachment, the Whistle Blower and Hunter Biden On-board |
Washington, D.C. –
By Robert W. Armijo
“It’s the safest place I could think of storing them,” said Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. “After all, President Trump has made threats to subpoena the whistle blower. Who knows, he may attempt to subpoena the articles of impeachment and Hunter Biden as well for his upcoming trial in the Senate. I don’t know yet. We’ll see. Maybe.”
“You okay up there, my boy?” asked Joe Biden in a ground to air radio call to his son, Hunter Biden.
“Yeah, I am okay pop,” Hunter replied.
“Are they feeding you enough, son?” asked Joe.
“Oh yeah,” Hunter replied “I just got a big salary.”
“Celery?” said Joe. “Why that’s not enough to eat, boy. You know it takes more calories to consume that God [BLEEP] vegetable then you can get any nutrition out of it.”
“No, dad,” replied Hunter. “Salary! Not Celery. I’m taking in six figures every time this big bird buzzes the White House.”
“Oh,” said Joe. “Okay. So long as you’re getting enough to eat.”
“And how, pop,” said Hunter. “You can say that again.”
“Oh,” said Joe. “Okay. So long as you’re getting enough to eat.”
“Huh?” replied Hunter.
“I will circle the skies over the Capitol in my stealth bomber with an empowering all-female crew fresh from the 2020 Rose Parade like the sword hanging over the head of Damocles until the Senate can assure me that President Donald J. Trump will be given a fair and impartial trial without a lawyer present, any evidence presented or ability to call any witnesses in his defense,” said Pelosi.
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