Washington, D.C. --
By Robert W. Armijo
Sen. Mitt Romney presently
shocked the world when he disclosed that he had a secret social media account
on Twitter.
While on Twitter under his
nom de plume, "Pierre Delecto", Sen. Mitt Romney dispensed advice to young women,
grandmothers and fellow politicians alike.
Here are just a few examples
that have since been deleted from the Twitter account:
Twitter Transcript BEGINS
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Jenny14
My training bra is causing chaffing.
What can I do?
Pierre Delecto [Sen. Mitt
Romney]
Switch to a sports bra.
Less chaffing and better support.
Silvarfoxx74
My grandchildren do not like
to come visit me. What can I do?
Pierre Delecto
Have them carve out jack
lanterns, roast the pumpkin seeds (lightly seasoned with cinnamon and powered
sugar) in the oven, dispense ample amounts of lose change between the coach pillows
and resist pinching them on the cheeks.
Donald J. Trump
How do I distract the country
from my impending impeachment?
Pierre Delecto
Withdraw troops from Northern Syria.
Sleepy Joe [Sen. Biden]
People keep calling me “Sleepy
Joe” and I don’t like it. What can I do?
Pierre Delecto
Get more sleep.
Ice Queen [Hillary Clinton]
How can I remain relevant in
the upcoming 2020 presidential election? Run for office?
Pierre Delecto
No!
.
Jenny14
No!
Silvarfoxx74
No!
Hell yes!
Polar Bear2016 [Vladimir
Putin]
Da!
What? Did I miss something
again?
Donald J. Trump
Go back to sleep, Sleepy Joe.
Da, Sleepy Joe, go back to
sleep.
Sleepy Joe
Zzzzzzz…
How are you doing, Polar Bear2016?
I haven’t heard from you in a while.
Polar Bear2016
Don’t worry my orange colored friend. You
will be hearing a lot from me real soon.
Great! I can hardly wait.
Polar Bear2016
Me too…Me too...
The Almighty Oz [Sen. Bernie Sanders]
HELLO! HELLO! IS ANYBODY OUT THERE? Alexandra, how do you work this thing?
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Twitter Transcript ENDS
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Copyright © 2019 by Robert W.
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