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| George Clooney Saves Free Speech |
By Robert W.
Armijo
Movie star
actor turned political activist, George Clooney, announced today that he will be
writing, directing, executive producing and playing the lead role of CNN
reporter, Jim Acosta, in a new movie he is making on defending free speech in
American under the Trump Administration.
“Nothing," said George Clooney at a press conference. "I repeat. Nothing is more important to me than defending free speech in America.”
A reporter
then questioned George Clooney about his seemingly feigning interest in Darfur.
“Of course,
that’s still important to me,” George Clooney replied, as he rolled back his eyes. "That's why I married Amal. She's got my back."
Another
reporter then questioned George Clooney about his personal war on the
paparazzi.
“Really?”
replied a visibly upset George Clooney. “You guys are going to bring that [BLEEP]
up? You guys are disgusting. Aren't you guys ever going to let that go? I thought you’d have more relevant questions for me. Like
how uncanny it is that Jim and I look so much alike. In fact, that’s what gave me the idea for the movie.”
George
Clooney then called Jim Acosta up to the podium.
“Come up
here, Jim,” said George Clooney.
“But I have several questions to ask you, George," said a bewildered looking, Jim Acosta.
"Hey, what did I tell you?" rhetorically asked George Clooney of Jim Acosta.
"Yes, Mr. Clooney," answered, Jim Acosta. "But what about my questions?"
“You can ask them later,” said George Clooney.
George Clooney then ran down the aisle, grabbing Jim Acosta's arm, leading him back to the podium.
However, Jim Acosta resisted for a moment, refusing to relinquish the microphone.
"Really, Jim?" said a frustrated, George Clooney. "You want to try this crap on me? I'm not the [BLEEPING] President of the United States, you know. I'm [BLEEPING] George [BLEEPING] Clooney."
George Clooney then ran down the aisle, grabbing Jim Acosta's arm, leading him back to the podium.
However, Jim Acosta resisted for a moment, refusing to relinquish the microphone.
"Really, Jim?" said a frustrated, George Clooney. "You want to try this crap on me? I'm not the [BLEEPING] President of the United States, you know. I'm [BLEEPING] George [BLEEPING] Clooney."
“See?” said
George Clooney as he posed cheek-to-cheek next to Jim Acosta back at the podium. “We look like twins.”
George
Clooney then pulled his cell phone out from his pants and held it out in front of
himself and Jim Acosta.
“I’m taking
a selfie of this [BLEEP],” said George Clooney. “It's [BLEEPING] uncanny.”
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