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| Vah-Vah Kah-Boom! |
-- Washing, D. C.
By Robert W. Armijo
In an effort to upgrade what
President Donald J. Trump considers is America’s out of date nuclear arsenal,
he has ordered the military to come up with smaller nuclear devices to be used
on the battlefield by individual soldiers.
In fact, the president
himself offered the military an idea he came up with while in the Oval office.
“It’s a wonderful idea, Mr.
President,” said a senior member of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, as he glanced
down at the weapon of mass destruction that was hastily sketched on a napkin; noticing
a slight tremor in his hand that he attempted to consciously tried to conceal
but could not control.
He passed it on to the others
in the Oval Office hoping someone would object.
No one did.
Instead, all praised the
president, as they passed along the design for an atomic hand grenade with the
word “BOOM!” where a mushroom cloud would be, set against a field of asher blue
and white bearing the official White House embalm.
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