FFN Caption: Latest Covid-19 Mask-Up PSA Campaign or Reckless act of Vandalism?

 


        “If this lady can mask-up, so can you!”






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FFN Caption: First Photo of Bezos in Space

 

Now we know the real reason Bezos went to space.



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FFN Caption: Meet the New Emoji for World Emoji Day 2021

 


           "New Emoji Goes [Covid-19] Viral!"




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FFN Caption: NYC First Graders "Exposed" to Controversial “Show and Tell” Sex-Ed Cartoon Too Soon?

 



Sex-Ed Course Teaching First Graders About “Self-Discovery” Backfires?


Link to Sex-Ed Cartoon


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Question: What Song is at the Top of the Recently Freed Bill Cosby’s Playlist Right Now?

 

"You have no idea how many packs of cigarettes I had to trade for jello."


 

Answer: Elton John's Philadelphia Freedom, of course.



 

Photo Courtesy of: 

World Affairs Council of Philadelphia at https://www.flickr.com/photos/26702824@N08/6343666943.

Joan Rivers Teaches Critical Race Theory?



In our current political climate, in which critical race theory has become a divisive issue in our nation, Joan Rivers’ comedic racial rant  seems to provide a deeper, more personal and even unifying insight into the complexities of America’s E pluribus unum succinctly expressed like never before.

 

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What an American Thanksgiving Turkey Says Translated into English...

 

"Gobble, gobble, gobble."

Translation: 

"Every movement has its traders. In this case, it’s me: Uncle Tom Turkey."




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What an American Thanksgiving Turkey Says Translated into English...

"Gobble, gobble, gobble."


Translation:


 “Without my dressing, I feel totally naked.”



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What an American Thanksgiving Turkey Says Translated into English...

 

 
“Gobble, gobble, gobble.”

Translation: 

"Can’t I get a last meal around here where I’m not on the menu?"


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President-elect Biden Asks President Trump for Permission to Measure the White House Basement

"Hey, man. How's it going?"

-- Washington, D.C.

By Robert W. Armijo

According to the president-elect transition team, Joe Biden has requested permission to visit 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. to see if the furniture from the Oval Office will fit in the White House basement.

“Sometime during the covid-19 pandemic and the course of the 2020 presidential campaign, Mr. Biden has become acclimated to a subterranean existence and as a result he feels more comfortable running the daily affairs as the newly elected leader of the free world from a cold, dark and damp place,” said a spokesman for Biden. "Therefore Vice President-elect, Kamala Harris will move into the vacant Oval Office to conduct her duties there."

An elaborate pneumatic tube system will be installed connecting the pentagon, CDC and Congress to the White House basement, so that the president will be able to sign documents from those departments, agencies and branches of the government in a secure and safe responsible social distancing manner.

 A metal pipe will run through the floor of the Oval Office down into the basement specifically to give the president daily updates on the covid-19 pandemic.

“One tap on the pipe by the vice president means the covid-19 pandemic is still ongoing,” continued the spokesman for Biden. “Two taps means, it’s over and that it is safe to leave the basement.”

 

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Photo: By The White House from Washington, DC - V011013DL-0556, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=24903444