Showing posts with label Monica Lewinsky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monica Lewinsky. Show all posts

President Trump Tweets His Response for Calls for His Resignation (#MeToo) in ALL CAPS!!!


By Robert W. Armijo

President Trump Tweets his response for calls for his resignation (#MeToo) for allegedly sexually harassing women before he was elected president.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

SHOW ME THE BLUE DRESS, BABY! 

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Donald Trump Secretly Offers Monica Lewinsky 1 Million Dollars for Her Presidential Stained Blue Dress



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"I just got to get my hands on that blue dress."
By Robert W. Armijo

It has been leaked to the media that Donald Trump has offered former Clinton White House intern, Monica Lewinsky a million of dollars for her blue dress, which is stained with President Clinton’s DNA. 

The blue dress became the focus of a politically motivated investigation against President Clinton in the late 1990s, which eventually lead to his impeachment and disbarment.  

All these years, it is believed Monica Lewinsky never had the blue dress cleaned after it had been stained with president’s sperm and seamen, during one of their many sexual encounters they had in the White House Oval Room, Situation Room and Rose Garden.   


However, she turned down the offer, stating she simply wanted to put that part of her life behind her and move on.

It has been reported that the museum had planned to publicly display the stained blue dress, using to somehow promote the city’s advertising slogan, “What Happens in Vegas. Stays in Vegas.”  

No reason was given as to why Donald Trump has not offered more then the museum’s offer for the blue dress. Except that it is believed that Trump is following the standard business practice of low balling the initial offer.

Political pundits are speculating that Donald Trump wants to acquire the blue dress stained with President Bill Clinton’s DNA to use t against is arch rival, Hillary Clinton, in his presidential bid for the White House. 

However they admit they are at a loss as to how he will use it against Hillary Clinton.  


“I can’t say with any certainty exactly what Donald Trump is planning,” said a political pundit. “However, a definite pattern is beginning to emerge.”


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Trump Buys Rights to ‘Devil with a Blue Dress On’ Music as His Official Campaign Song

♫Devil with the blue dress, blue dress,
blue dress. Devil with the blue dress on♫

By Robert W. Armijo


After being served a cease and desist letter prohibiting him from playing ‘Start Me Up’ and other songs by the Rolling Stones at his campaign rallies, Donald Trump announced that he has secured the rights to ‘Devil with a Blue Dress On’ song by Mitch Ryder and The Detroit Wheels.

Trump also confirmed that it would be his official campaign song as well. 

When asked by reporters why he chose that particular song, Donald Trump replied, “I don’t really know. May be because it’s got catchy lyrics and it’s got a good beat. I guess.”

Reporters then asked if there was any subtext to the song’s lyrics and that of Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress stained with President Clinton’s DNA.

“I cannot confirm or deny that rumor,” said Trump while hardly attempting to disguise a smile on his face. “But we’ll see. We’ll see.”

Trump then walked off stage with the music ‘Devil with a Blue Dress On’ playing loudly in the background.  

Trump Secretly Offers Monica Lewinsky 1 Million Dollars for Her Presidential Stained Blue Dress


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