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| "Is that a .357 Magnum in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?" |
Are you surprised that blow-back against the anti-sexual harassment “Time’s Up” and “#METOO” movements
would originate from France
Really?!
What would you expect from
the country that created the sexy French Maid uniform, legitimized mistresses, literally
invented a new way of kissing, which
everyone in the world calls – what else --French kissing; the threesome and
let’s not forget the one to two yards long phallic symbol baguette and French Fries
-- The Irish had been boiling potatoes for a century and never, ever thought of
frying them.
“We are French women! We must
stand up like Joan of Arc and protect our overly sexually aggressive Latin men,” said a
female signatory to the letter and spokeswoman for the group accusing the
“Time’s Up” and “#METOO” anti-sexual harassment movements of going too
far. “How else will little French girls
grow up, expecting one day as adult women to become French maids or mistresses?
Fend off being French kissed by strangers on the Metro during rush hour? Or being
crudely invited to participate in a ménage à trois?”
As the spokeswoman addressed
the international press core, the aforementioned symbols of France
“Sexual harassment is deeply...Oh…so,
so very, very deeply embedded in French culture,” said the spokeswoman, as she
and members of the press all wiped away beads of sweat from their collective
foreheads. “They are forever engaged. It is impossible to separate them!”
Then as a woman modeling a
French maid uniform carrying a baguette in hand passed by the spokeswomen, the
spokeswomen reached out and grabbed it.
She then began to wave the one yard-long baguette
wildly in the air above her head as she spoke with an even more fervent
temperament.
“And what do you expect us to
do with our baguettes? Eat them?!” said the spokeswoman, as she broke the baguette
in half, threw it at the feet of the reporters and stormed out of the press
conference. “Vive la France
Caption Reads:
"Is that a .357 Magnum in your pocket?
Or are you just happy to see me?"
Photo(s) Courtesy of: Public domain
Copyright© 2018 by Robert W.
Armijo. All rights reserved.
