Showing posts with label CoronaVirus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CoronaVirus. Show all posts

Punxsutawney Phil Appointed to Head White House Council to Reopen America

"WTF Is Going On?!"

Washington, D.C. --

By Robert W. Armijo

Overshadowed by the news of President Trump  appointing Ivanka and Jared Kushner to the White House Council to Reopen America, the mainstream media missed the other news of the  appointment of Punxsutawney Phil to head the controversial advisory body to the president. 

The White House denies the appointment of the world famous weather predicting groundhog is a political one. 

“Punxsutawney Phil has been predicting an early or late spring since 1887 by whether or not he could see or not see his shadow,” said a White House spokesman. “The president believes the groundhog’s credentials speak for themselves and are unimpeachable.”

Critics maintain, however, that the appointment had everything to do with Punxsutawney Phil declaring an early spring earlier this year on February 2. 

“By nature, the president is an optimist,” said a White House spokesman. “So it is only natural  that he would want a fellow optimist to lead the council to reopen America. After all, the decision to reopen America is just as much an art as it is a science.”

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Top 10 Animals on the Exotic Meat Market List


                       By Robert W. Armijo
"What Smells Sooo Good?
Me!!!"



      10) Peacock Pecan Pie


9) Wolfgang Pup Hot Pockets


8) Bear Claw (Not the Donut Kind)


7) Bambi Burgers


6) Miss Piggy in a Blanket


5) Kermit’s French Fried Frog Legs


4) Infinity and Beyond Burger (?)


3) Camel Toe (Yeah, That Kind)


2) Unicorn Fetus Served a la carte


1)  Dragon, Tiger *Phoenix Soup  

*Note: Some customers have reported indigestion, complaining that they just cannot seem keep this portion of the soup down.







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CoronaVirus Medical Questionnaire 2020




CoronaVirus Medical Questionnaire 2020

In the past month have you or anyone you have come into contact with traveled to city of Wuhann in China?

In the past month have you or anyone you have come into contact with any of the members of the American rap group Wu Tang Clan?

In the past month have you or anyone you have come into contact with ordered and consumed any of the following animals from the online exotic meat market in Wuhann?

List of Exotic Animals Possibly Infected
with the CoronaVirus

Peacock Pecan Pie………………………………...…Yes or No?

Emu Ears.…………………………………………….Yes or No?

Wolf Pups….………....................................................Yes or No?

Bambi Burgers………………………………………..Yes or No?

Miss Piggy in a Blanket……………..…………….….Yes or No?

Infinity and Beyond Burgers………………………....Yes or No?

Koala Baby Bump Burgers (BBQ only)..…………....Yes or No?

Camel Hump…………………………………………Yes or No?

Camel Toe……………………………………………Yes or No?

Mermaid Milk (chocolate only).…………………..…Yes or No?

Tiger Claw……………………………………….…..Yes or No?

Bear Claw (Not the Donut Kind)…………………....Yes or No?

Dragon Wings (Buffalo Wings Are Okay).………....Yes or No?

Dragon, Tiger and *Phoenix Soup…..……………....Yes or No?


*Note: Some patients have reported indigestion, complaining that they just cannot seem keep this portion of the soup down.



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CoronaVirus Joke #1



The Chinese government quarantines the city of Wuhann, ground zero of CoronaVirus outbreak. As a further precautionary measure, it has announced the house arrest of members of the American rap group Wu Tang Clan.  



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