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String Theory Joke #2

Look! It's a Bird...It's a Plane...It's the God Particle!

Q: What do scientists call String Theorists behind their backs?

A: Religious fanatics.

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Which is Most Likely to Be Proven Or Resolved, Ever?

"What the [BEEP] Are You Talking About You Mother [BLEEP]?
I Never Give Multiple Choice Tests. Sorry, I accidentally hit the Bleep Button, Twice. What I Really Meant to Say Was..."

Which is Most Likely to Be Proven Or Resolved, Ever?

A: String Theory

B: Zeno’s Dichotomy Paradox

C: Pi [3.14159265359...]

D: B and/or C

Answer: D

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"Hey, Ph. D. Cooper! Are You in There [Caltech]?

"Hey, Ph.D. Cooper [Big Bang Theory, TV show]! Are you in there [Caltech]? Come out! I got evidence that will finally prove String Theory is real…Not!"

To all the physicists that subscribe to String Theory that didn’t find this joke particularly funny:

Don’t worry, eventually…you will.

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Stephen Hawking Nudie Bar Nerd Joke #3

Q: What was the Wheelchair-bound World Famous British-born Theoretical Physicist and Mathematician, Stephen Hawking’s Reaction to a Barbarian of a Bartender Who Served Him Up a Can of WD-40. Instead of a Can of Foster's Beer?

A: Wait a Minute, Mate. Are You Sure That's Domestic? And Not Imported?

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Stephen Hawking Nudie Bar Nerd Joke #2

Q: What was the World Famous Theoretical Physicist/Mathematician, Stephen Hawking, Looking to Prove in the Nudie Bar?

A: G-String Theory.

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Stephen Hawking Nudie Bar Nerd Joke #1

Q: What Type of Erotic Dance Did the World Famous Theoretical Physicist/Mathematician, Stephen Hawking, Ask for at the Nudie Bar?

A: Laptop Dance.

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