Open Mic Night at Caltech 1.2: Quantum Zeno Effect [Turing Paradox] Stand Up “Cause or Effect?” Comedy Planck Time (tP)

Open Mic Night at Caltech 1.2: Quantum Zeno Effect [Turing Paradox] Stand Up “Cause or Effect?” Comedy Planck Time (tP)

Q: Why did the Conseil Européen pour la Recherche Nucléaire (CERN) order a case of eye drops for the entire Large Hadron Collider (LHC) campus?
 

A: So its physicists wouldn’t suffer dry-eye and blink. Thereby preventing the decay of any sub-atomic particles observed.

 


It’s funny, because it’s both true and false at the same time.


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String Theory Joke #1

Q: What do theologians call String Theorists behind their backs?











A: Disciples of Thales.

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String Theory Joke #2

Look! It's a Bird...It's a Plane...It's the God Particle!

Q: What do scientists call String Theorists behind their backs?


 A: Religious fanatics.






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"Hey, Ph. D. Cooper! Are You in There [Caltech]?

"Hey, Ph.D. Cooper [Big Bang Theory, TV show]! Are you in there [Caltech]? Come out! I got evidence that will finally prove String Theory is real…Not!"

To all the physicists that subscribe to String Theory that didn’t find this joke particularly funny: 

Don’t worry, eventually…you will.


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