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Stephen Hawking Nudie Bar Nerd Joke #3

Q: What was the Wheelchair-bound World Famous British-born Theoretical Physicist and Mathematician, Stephen Hawking’s Reaction to a Barbarian of a Bartender Who Served Him Up a Can of WD-40. Instead of a Can of Foster's Beer?

A: Wait a Minute, Mate. Are You Sure That's Domestic? And Not Imported?

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Stephen Hawking Nudie Bar Nerd Joke #2

Q: What was the World Famous Theoretical Physicist/Mathematician, Stephen Hawking, Looking to Prove in the Nudie Bar?

A: G-String Theory.

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Stephen Hawking Nudie Bar Nerd Joke #1

Q: What Type of Erotic Dance Did the World Famous Theoretical Physicist/Mathematician, Stephen Hawking, Ask for at the Nudie Bar?

A: Laptop Dance.

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How to Survive a Solar Flare

Los Angeles, California --

With the largest solar flare ever-recorded hurling through space headed straight toward earth, astronomers at the Griffith Park Observatory issued a press release titled ‘How to Survive a Solar Flare’, which caused a panic among the local population before it was recanted.

“Wrap yourself (and your pets) up in aluminum foil, covering yourself from head to toe," the press release read. “But before you do, make certain you rub yourself all over with lemon juice, adding some parsley as a garnish on the side.”

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