Hollywood, California --
By Robert W. Armijo
“I had suspected that my
husband was cheating on me with his secretary for years,” said Mrs. Andersen. “But I
never could find the proof.”
Mrs. Andersen said her husband would deny having an affair every time she confronted him with the accusation; until one day, while taking a shower, she discovered something sparkly running down her legs and down the drain.
“What’s this?” Mrs. Andersen thought to herself, as she held out her index finger with a cluster of purple glitter booty on the tip of it.
Suddenly, Mrs. Andersen’s eyes grew wider, as if she had an epiphany.
Mrs. Andersen immediately dropped her towel, sat down on the toilet and reached for a hand held mirror.
She paused a moment and took a deep breath before taking a look.
“I screamed so loud, my neighbor came knocking on my front door, asking if I was alright,” said Mrs. Andersen.
Mrs. Andersen is not the only wife to discover with the help of glitter booty that their husband was cheating on them.
Mrs. Chapmen also discovered with the help of glitter booty that her husband was cheating on her as well.
“Every time I’d confront him, he would deny it,” said Mrs. Chapmen. “Even telling me it was my period talking.”
However, one evening, after sharing an intimate moment with her husband, Mrs. Chapmen got up to brush her teeth.
As Mrs. Chapmen reached for her toothbrush, she looked up into the bathroom mirror and noticed a ring of glitter booty all round her mouth.
“I said, ‘What the BLEEP is this?’” said Mrs. Chapmen.
Suddenly, Mrs. Chapmen’s eyes widened as well, as if she too had an epiphany.
Mrs. Chapmen also screamed so loud that her neighbor came knocking on her front door, asking her if she was alright.
Mrs. Andersen said her husband would deny having an affair every time she confronted him with the accusation; until one day, while taking a shower, she discovered something sparkly running down her legs and down the drain.
“What’s this?” Mrs. Andersen thought to herself, as she held out her index finger with a cluster of purple glitter booty on the tip of it.
Suddenly, Mrs. Andersen’s eyes grew wider, as if she had an epiphany.
Mrs. Andersen immediately dropped her towel, sat down on the toilet and reached for a hand held mirror.
She paused a moment and took a deep breath before taking a look.
“I screamed so loud, my neighbor came knocking on my front door, asking if I was alright,” said Mrs. Andersen.
Mrs. Andersen is not the only wife to discover with the help of glitter booty that their husband was cheating on them.
Mrs. Chapmen also discovered with the help of glitter booty that her husband was cheating on her as well.
“Every time I’d confront him, he would deny it,” said Mrs. Chapmen. “Even telling me it was my period talking.”
However, one evening, after sharing an intimate moment with her husband, Mrs. Chapmen got up to brush her teeth.
As Mrs. Chapmen reached for her toothbrush, she looked up into the bathroom mirror and noticed a ring of glitter booty all round her mouth.
“I said, ‘What the BLEEP is this?’” said Mrs. Chapmen.
Suddenly, Mrs. Chapmen’s eyes widened as well, as if she too had an epiphany.
Mrs. Chapmen also screamed so loud that her neighbor came knocking on her front door, asking her if she was alright.
