Fun Fake News -- A Satire of the New Dawn of Yellow Journalism

Much can be said about the fine art and craft of that high society intellectual snooty Satire…I see. I’ve lost you already. Well, you can rest assured that you will not find any of that nonsense here, just Fun Fake News (FFN). WARNING: THIS IS NOT REAL NEWS, ONLY A VERY REAL PARODY OF IT. All characters and places named here are fictitious. Any similarity of person(s) living or dead is purely coincidental. Copyright © 2022 by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.

FFN Caption: First Photo of Bezos in Space

Now we know the real reason Bezos went to space.

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FFN Caption: Meet the New Emoji for World Emoji Day 2021

"New Emoji Goes [Covid-19] Viral!"

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FFN Caption: NYC First Graders "Exposed" to Controversial “Show and Tell” Sex-Ed Cartoon Too Soon?

Sex-Ed Course Teaching First Graders About “Self-Discovery” Backfires?

Link to Sex-Ed Cartoon

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Question: What Song is at the Top of the Recently Freed Bill Cosby’s Playlist Right Now?

"You have no idea how many packs of cigarettes I had to trade for jello."

Answer: Elton John's Philadelphia Freedom, of course.

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World Affairs Council of Philadelphia at https://www.flickr.com/photos/26702824@N08/6343666943.

Joan Rivers Teaches Critical Race Theory?

In our current political climate, in which critical race theory has become a divisive issue in our nation, Joan Rivers’ comedic racial rant seems to provide a deeper, more personal and even unifying insight into the complexities of America’s E pluribus unum succinctly expressed like never before.

What an American Thanksgiving Turkey Says Translated into English...

"Gobble, gobble, gobble."

Translation:

"Every movement has its traders. In this case, it’s me: Uncle Tom Turkey."

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What an American Thanksgiving Turkey Says Translated into English...

"Gobble, gobble, gobble."

Translation:

“Without my dressing, I feel totally naked.”

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What an American Thanksgiving Turkey Says Translated into English...

“Gobble, gobble, gobble.”

Translation:

"Can’t I get a last meal around here where I’m not on the menu?"

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President-elect Biden Asks President Trump for Permission to Measure the White House Basement

"Hey, man. How's it going?"

-- Washington, D.C.

By Robert W. Armijo

According to the president-elect transition team, Joe Biden has requested permission to visit 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. to see if the furniture from the Oval Office will fit in the White House basement.

“Sometime during the covid-19 pandemic and the course of the 2020 presidential campaign, Mr. Biden has become acclimated to a subterranean existence and as a result he feels more comfortable running the daily affairs as the newly elected leader of the free world from a cold, dark and damp place,” said a spokesman for Biden. "Therefore Vice President-elect, Kamala Harris will move into the vacant Oval Office to conduct her duties there."

An elaborate pneumatic tube system will be installed connecting the pentagon, CDC and Congress to the White House basement, so that the president will be able to sign documents from those departments, agencies and branches of the government in a secure and safe responsible social distancing manner.

A metal pipe will run through the floor of the Oval Office down into the basement specifically to give the president daily updates on the covid-19 pandemic.

“One tap on the pipe by the vice president means the covid-19 pandemic is still ongoing,” continued the spokesman for Biden. “Two taps means, it’s over and that it is safe to leave the basement.”

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AP “New Speak” Stylebook Advises Reporters Not to Use the Word “Riot” But Use the Word “Patriot” Instead

AP "New Speak" Stylebook editors on a break

-- Los Angeles

By Robert W. Armijo

“We believe substituting the word ‘riot’ with the word ‘patriot’ is acceptable as both words contain the word riot,” said a spokesperson for AP.

AP went on to explain that it was merely attempting to get ahead of the history curve.

“After all,” said AP. “Today’s rioter is tomorrow’s patriot.”

AP has provided reporters the following recommended usage of the substitution.

For example, AP “Old Speak” Stylebook once advised reporters to use the word “riot” in the following manner.

“Today, a rioter burned down a building.”

AP “New Speak” Stylebook now advises reporters to use the word “patriot” in the following manner.

“Today, a patriot burned down a capitalist pig’s slave wage factory, liberating the remaining surviving workers not overcome by the flames, fumes and smoke.”

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