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By Robert W. Armijo
According to the
president-elect transition team, Joe Biden has requested permission to visit
“Sometime during the covid-19
pandemic and the course of the 2020 presidential campaign, Mr. Biden has become acclimated to a subterranean existence and as a
result he feels more comfortable running the daily affairs as the newly elected
leader of the free world from a cold, dark and damp place,” said a spokesman
for Biden. "Therefore
An elaborate pneumatic tube
system will be installed connecting the pentagon, CDC and Congress to the White
House basement, so that the president will be able to sign documents from those
departments, agencies and branches of the government in a secure and safe
responsible social distancing manner.
“One tap on the pipe by the vice president means the covid-19 pandemic is still ongoing,” continued the spokesman for Biden. “Two taps means, it’s over and that it is safe to leave the basement.”
Copyright © 2020 by Robert W. Armjio. All rights reserved.
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