Fun Fake News -- A Satire of the New Dawn of Yellow Journalism

Much can be said about the fine art and craft of that high society intellectual snooty Satire…I see. I’ve lost you already. Well, you can rest assured that you will not find any of that nonsense here, just Fun Fake News (FFN). WARNING: THIS IS NOT REAL NEWS, ONLY A VERY REAL PARODY OF IT. All characters and places named here are fictitious. Any similarity of person(s) living or dead is purely coincidental. Copyright © 2022 by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.

♫Where in the World is Matt Lauer?♫

By Robert W. Armijo

"Greek Chorus" [singing boldly and loudly]:

♫Where in the World is Matt Lauer?♫

[Mechanical sounds of an automated door lock remotely activated from behind an office desk]

"Greek Chorus" [gagging...]

[Mechanical sound of a final click]

"Greek Chorus" [now softly singing to each other, among themselves]:

♫In his office sex dungeon!♫

"Greek Chorus" [continues to gag...]

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Is Harvey Weinstein Making a Movie Based on his Life?

Heather:
"Harvey? Wait a minute, Harvey. What do you think you're doing?"
Harvey:
"You, baby! You!"

By Robert W. Armijo

Formerly disgraced Hollywood producer, Harvey Weinstein is reportedly making a movie based on his life, casting himself in the lead role.

"Apparently, Weinstein got wind of Heather Graham’s plans to make a movie about her alleged encounter of sexual harassment with the Hollywood producer and he is attempting to put out a movie giving his side of the story," said a movie critic.

Casting for the movie has already begun.

“It’s an open casting call to all attractive female actresses that resemble Heather Graham,” said a spokesman for Harvey Weinstein. “All they have to do is show up at his residence scantly clad and be prepared to sign a waiver.”

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Philosopher General Commits Suicide at...the Hague?

By Robert W. Armijo

Former Bosnian Croat general (and former philosophy teacher) Slobodan Praljak drinks poison at the Hague. Socrates drank hemlock as depicted in this painting by Jacques-Louis David entitled La Mort de Socrate (The Death of Socrates).

Philosopher General Commits Suicide at...the Hague?

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D.C. Womyn from N.O.W. Finally Escaping from Underneath the Shadow of the Washington Monument by Vowing to Pass the ERA? Oh, Yeah. NOT!

By Robert W. Armijo

D.C. Womyn from N.O.W. Finally Escaping from Underneath the Shadow of the Washington Monument by Vowing to Pass the ERA? Oh, Yeah. NOT!

Is this the American Equivalent of a Chinese Fortune Cookie?

By Robert W. Armijo

Is this the American Equivalent of a

Chinese Fortune Cookie?

K-Mart Finally Holds Finale Fail Clearance Sale on the "Hillary Clinton Presidential Pantsuit Collection?"

By Robert W. Armijo

K-Mart Finally Holds Finale Fail Clearance Sale on the "Hillary Clinton Presidential Pantsuit Collection?"

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Heather:"Harvey? Wait a minute, Harvey. What do you think you're doing?"Harvey:"You, baby! You!"

Heather:
"Harvey? Wait a minute, Harvey. What do you think you're doing?"
Harvey:
"You, baby! You!"