Russian Diplomat Child Forced to Open Xmas Present at SFO Int’l Airport

Fancy Bears Strike, Again!?

By Robert W. Armijo

“Quick, Natasha,” said Boris as he held the gloved hand of his youngest daughter, while standing in line at SFO Int’l waiting to clear the TSA. “Open your Xmas present before we board the plane back home to Mother Russia.”

“But why, Papa?” the mentally confused and emotionally shaken child asks.

“Because, Natasha,” replied the expelled diplomat. “Obama plays checkers, while Putin plays chess.”

As whistles and cheers rung in the New Year throughout the airport terminal, the child tearfully opens her present to find a chess game inside.

"Do you understand, Natasha?” sternly asks the father.

“Yes, Papa,” the child replies, while clutching the present to her chest.

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Copyright © 2017 by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.

Top Five Ways Russian Hackers Influenced the American Presidential Election of 2016

♫Tomorrow, tomorrow…

You’re always a day away♫

By Robert W. Armijo

#5) Russia hacked into all the political polls (except one) projecting Hillary Clinton as the winner. Thereby luring the Clinton campaign into a false sense of security and thus loosing the election to Donald Trump. 

#4) Russia hacked into the electrical college encouraging members to defect from Donald Trump and instead cast their vote for Hillary Clinton – No. Wait. That was Hillary Clinton supporters.   

#3) Russia hacked into the Green Party server, demanding a recount in key states that Donald Trump carried. 

#2) Russia hacked into the popular vote, giving Hillary Clinton 2.9 million more votes than Donald Trump -- If they hadn't, she would have lost the popular vote as well. Donald Trump actually won the popular vote and by five million, too. 

"I got zilch here, people."

#1) Russia hacked into the Democratic National Committee (DNC) server, resulting in the 2016  nomination of Hillary Clinton for the presidency of the United States of America.  

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Donald Trump’s Mastermind Plan to Mine the US/Mexico Int'l Border

By Robert W. Armijo

After hearing that Mexico refuses to pay for the building of a fence on the US/Mexico international border, Donald Trump quickly called for a press conference where he would announcing his plan b. 

“Listen, America,” said Trump at his press conference . “Mexico said no to my plan to have them pay for the fence at the border. But not to worry, because I have a backup plan.”

Trump then pauses as he reaches under the podium where he is standing, obviously struggling to grab something underneath. 

“Say hello to my little…” says Trump in a false start as he pauses again, still struggling with the object.

Then judging by the expression on his face, Trump finally grabs hold of whatever it is, lifting it up in the air above his head.

“Say hello to my little friend, Claymore,” Trump proudly announces.

At first people and members of the media are puzzled by the object held up in the hands of the GOP's leading 2016 presidential candidate. 

Until a war correspondent recognizes and identifies the object through the viewfinder of his camera lens.

“He’s got a mine!” yells out the war correspondent. “He’s holding a mine!”

 Suddenly, people and members of the media begin running for the exits. 

Photojournalists and cameramen periodically pausing momentarily to take a picture of Donald Trump standing on stage, holding the Claymore mine above his head.

“What?” says Trump, as several policemen rush the stage with their guns drawn. “It’s not activated…yet.” 

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