Showing posts with label Trump and Mexico. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trump and Mexico. Show all posts

Donald Trump in Negotiations with Beijing to Buy the Great Wall of China -- Relocating It to US/Mexico Int’l Border?

Is Donald Trump Really Talking with the Chinese
to Buy the Great Wall?
-- Beijing, China

By Robert W. Armijo

When asked by reporters if there was any truth to the rumor that he was involved in secret negotiations with the Chinese government to buy a section of the Great Wall of China for the purpose of deploying it along the US/Mexico Int’l boarder, the Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump, replied:

“I can neither confirm or deny that I’m engaged in talks with the Chicoms [Chinese Communist],” said Donald Trump.

Donald Trump then quickly added:

"So, we got deal then?"
“But I’ll tell you what,” said Donald Trump the former host of The Apprentice TV show. “It [The Great Wall of China] helped keep the Mongols out of China. It can help keep the Mexicans out of the USA too.”

“And another thing,” continued the real estate mogul, Donald Trump. “If I were in negations with the Chicoms it wouldn’t be to buy a section of the Great Wall of China and place it on the Mexican border."

Donald Trump then paused a moment to brush his hair over his forehead with his hand before continuing to speak.

"I’d be in negations with the Chicoms to buy the whole entire wall," said the current Republican front-runner, Donald Trump. "And I’d place it all around the continental United States. Sorry Alaska. Sorry Hawaii. You’re on your own.”

Copyright © 2016 by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.

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Donald Trump’s Mastermind Plan to Mine the US/Mexico Int'l Border

By Robert W. Armijo

After hearing that Mexico refuses to pay for the building of a fence on the US/Mexico international border, Donald Trump quickly called for a press conference where he would announcing his plan b. 

“Listen, America,” said Trump at his press conference . “Mexico said no to my plan to have them pay for the fence at the border. But not to worry, because I have a backup plan.”

Trump then pauses as he reaches under the podium where he is standing, obviously struggling to grab something underneath. 

“Say hello to my little…” says Trump in a false start as he pauses again, still struggling with the object.

Then judging by the expression on his face, Trump finally grabs hold of whatever it is, lifting it up in the air above his head.

“Say hello to my little friend, Claymore,” Trump proudly announces.

At first people and members of the media are puzzled by the object held up in the hands of the GOP's leading 2016 presidential candidate. 

Until a war correspondent recognizes and identifies the object through the viewfinder of his camera lens.

“He’s got a mine!” yells out the war correspondent. “He’s holding a mine!”

 Suddenly, people and members of the media begin running for the exits. 

Photojournalists and cameramen periodically pausing momentarily to take a picture of Donald Trump standing on stage, holding the Claymore mine above his head.

“What?” says Trump, as several policemen rush the stage with their guns drawn. “It’s not activated…yet.” 

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Copyright (C) 2015 by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.