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Top Five Ways Russian Hackers Influenced the American Presidential Election of 2016

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By Robert W. Armijo

#5) Russia hacked into all the political polls (except one) projecting Hillary Clinton as the winner. Thereby luring the Clinton campaign into a false sense of security and thus loosing the election to Donald Trump.

#4) Russia hacked into the electrical college encouraging members to defect from Donald Trump and instead cast their vote for Hillary Clinton – No. Wait. That was Hillary Clinton supporters.

#3) Russia hacked into the Green Party server, demanding a recount in key states that Donald Trump carried.

#2) Russia hacked into the popular vote, giving Hillary Clinton 2.9 million more votes than Donald Trump -- If they hadn't, she would have lost the popular vote as well. Donald Trump actually won the popular vote and by five million, too.

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#1) Russia hacked into the Democratic National Committee (DNC) server, resulting in the 2016 nomination of Hillary Clinton for the presidency of the United States of America.

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