Covid-19 Joke #3

No football! No basketball! No baseball!
Oh, my!

By Robert W. Armijo



This covid-19 virus has really taken a turn for the worse. ESPN just announced it's merging with The History Channel. 







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Top 10 Animals on the Exotic Meat Market List

                       By Robert W. Armijo

"What Smells Sooo Good?
Me!!!"

      10) Peacock Pecan Pie

9) Wolfgang Pup Hot Pockets

8) Bear Claw (Not the Donut Kind)

7) Bambi Burgers

6) Miss Piggy in a Blanket

5) Kermit’s French Fried Frog Legs

4) Infinity and Beyond Burger (?)

3) Camel Toe (Yeah, That Kind)

2) Unicorn Fetus Served a la carte

1)  Dragon, Tiger *Phoenix Soup  

*Note: Some customers have reported indigestion, complaining that they just cannot seem keep this portion of the soup down.

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CoronaVirus Medical Questionnaire 2020

CoronaVirus Medical Questionnaire 2020

In the past month have you or anyone you have come into contact with traveled to city of Wuhann in China?

In the past month have you or anyone you have come into contact with any of the members of the American rap group Wu Tang Clan?

In the past month have you or anyone you have come into contact with ordered and consumed any of the following animals from the online exotic meat market in Wuhann?

List of Exotic Animals Possibly Infected

with the CoronaVirus

Peacock Pecan Pie………………………………...…Yes or No?

Emu Ears.…………………………………………….Yes or No?

Wolf Pups….………....................................................Yes or No?

Bambi Burgers………………………………………..Yes or No?

Miss Piggy in a Blanket……………..…………….….Yes or No?

Infinity and Beyond Burgers………………………....Yes or No?

Koala Baby Bump Burgers (BBQ only)..…………....Yes or No?

Camel Hump…………………………………………Yes or No?

Camel Toe……………………………………………Yes or No?

Mermaid Milk (chocolate only).…………………..…Yes or No?

Tiger Claw……………………………………….…..Yes or No?

Bear Claw (Not the Donut Kind)…………………....Yes or No?

Dragon Wings (Buffalo Wings Are Okay).………....Yes or No?

Dragon, Tiger and *Phoenix Soup…..……………....Yes or No?

*Note: Some patients have reported indigestion, complaining that they just cannot seem keep this portion of the soup down.

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CoronaVirus Joke #1

The Chinese government quarantines the city of Wuhann, ground zero of CoronaVirus outbreak. As a further precautionary measure, it has announced the house arrest of members of the American rap group Wu Tang Clan.  



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Brazil Officially Changes Its Olympic 2016 Mascot to the Zika Virus

"Ciao, Zika! Welcomes You to Rio!
Feel Free to Take a Little Bit of Me...
...I Mean...Brazil Back Home with You."

- Rio, Brazil

By Robert W. Armijo

Brazil has decided to co-opt (own the fact) that it is officially the ground zero for the Zika virus, which causes birth defects in pregnant woman and can live in the male scrotum for weeks after it is undetectable in the blood stream. 

Brazilian Olympic officials believe that in dropping its current mascot Vinicius (a hypoallergenic cat) for Zika (a deadly virus) as its new official 2016 Olympic mascot that they will be able to defuse the building international concern and tension of a pandemic outbreak going deadly virus species ending like in the movie ''Children of Men' kind of going global; and thereby ending the international call for a boycott of the games. 

"WTF"?!

“Just think of Zika as having more tentacles…um, I mean arms to hug you with,” said a Brazilian Olympic official. “So please, feel free to embrace it.”

No need to to worry about Vinicius,
because after personally congratulating Zika
as his replacement, he got a gig driving for Uber. 

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