Fun Fake News -- A Satire of the New Dawn of Yellow Journalism

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Top 10 Animals on the Exotic Meat Market List

By Robert W. Armijo

"What Smells Sooo Good?
Me!!!"

10) Peacock Pecan Pie

9) Wolfgang Pup Hot Pockets

8) Bear Claw (Not the Donut Kind)

7) Bambi Burgers

6) Miss Piggy in a Blanket

5) Kermit’s French Fried Frog Legs

4) Infinity and Beyond Burger (?)

3) Camel Toe (Yeah, That Kind)

2) Unicorn Fetus Served a la carte

1) Dragon, Tiger *Phoenix Soup

*Note: Some customers have reported indigestion, complaining that they just cannot seem keep this portion of the soup down.

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