"New Emoji Goes [Covid-19] Viral!"
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First Graders About “Self-Discovery” Backfires?
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"You have no idea how many packs of cigarettes I had to trade for jello." |
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"Gobble, gobble, gobble." |
Translation:
"Every movement has its traders. In this case, it’s me: Uncle Tom Turkey."
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"Gobble, gobble, gobble." |
Translation:
“Without my dressing, I feel totally naked.”
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“Gobble, gobble, gobble.” |
Translation:
"Can’t I get a last meal around here where I’m not on the menu?"
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"Hey, man. How's it going?" |
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By Robert W. Armijo
According to the
president-elect transition team, Joe Biden has requested permission to visit
“Sometime during the covid-19
pandemic and the course of the 2020 presidential campaign, Mr. Biden has become acclimated to a subterranean existence and as a
result he feels more comfortable running the daily affairs as the newly elected
leader of the free world from a cold, dark and damp place,” said a spokesman
for Biden. "Therefore
An elaborate pneumatic tube
system will be installed connecting the pentagon, CDC and Congress to the White
House basement, so that the president will be able to sign documents from those
departments, agencies and branches of the government in a secure and safe
responsible social distancing manner.
“One tap on the pipe by the vice president means the covid-19 pandemic is still ongoing,” continued the spokesman for Biden. “Two taps means, it’s over and that it is safe to leave the basement.”
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AP "New Speak" Stylebook editors on a break |
-- Los Angeles
By Robert W. Armijo
“We believe substituting the word ‘riot’ with the word ‘patriot’ is acceptable as both words contain the word riot,” said a spokesperson for AP.
AP went on to explain that it was merely attempting to get ahead of the history curve.
“After all,” said AP. “Today’s rioter is tomorrow’s patriot.”
AP has provided reporters the following recommended usage of the substitution.
For example, AP “Old Speak” Stylebook once advised reporters to use the word “riot” in the following manner.
“Today, a rioter burned down a building.”
AP “New Speak” Stylebook now advises reporters to use the word “patriot” in the following manner.
“Today, a patriot burned down a capitalist pig’s slave wage factory, liberating the remaining surviving workers not overcome by the flames, fumes and smoke.”
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Day After the DNC Virtual Convention, Punxsutawney Phil Moves Out of Democratic Presidential Candidate, Joe Biden's Basement. |