Showing posts with label Je Suis Charlie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Je Suis Charlie. Show all posts

President Obama to World: Je Suis Charlie Who?

President Obama to World: Je Suis Charlie Who?
Washington, D.C. –

During Monday’s routine cabinet meeting at the White House, a foreign affairs advisor read aloud for pending presidential approval a prepared press release.

It acknowledged that the Obama administration had dropped the ball in not sending a more senior representative to participate in the ‘Je Suis Charlie’ Paris march on Sunday, which was attended by 40 world leaders.

Reportedly, that is when President Obama leaned over to Vice President, Joe Biden and whispered into his ear, “Je Suis Charlie who?”

“You know,” Biden whispered back. “The famous general, statesman and architect of the Fifth French Republic and its first president as well, Charles de Gaulle.”

“Oh man,” sighed the president. “Did I almost make a big mistake. I thought they meant Charlie Brown.”

“Yeah, me too,” added Biden. “I had to look it up on Wikipedia.”

“Say, didn’t I shut them down?” asked President Obama.

“No,” replied Biden. “Not yet.”



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White House Sends Card to France, Apologizes for Not Attending Je Suis Charlie Paris March Joke #3


“Sorry, I missed your ‘Je Suis Charlie’ march on Sunday,” wrote President Obama.

 “P.S. In my defense, I could have done worse. I could’ve sent Joe Biden.”


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White House Sends Card to France, Apologizes for Not Attending Je Suis Charlie Paris March Joke #2


“Sorry, I missed your ‘Je Suis Charlie’ march on Sunday,” wrote President Obama. 

“P.S. I thought Bastille Day wasn’t until July 14th?”


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White House Sends Card to France, Apologizes for Not Attending Je Suis Charlie Paris March Joke #1


“Sorry, I missed your ‘Je Suis Charlie’ march on Sunday,” wrote President Obama.

“P.S. I did not know how highly the people of France revered Charles M. Schulz. Or what ‘Peanuts’ fans you guys really are. I thought y’all were a bunch of Jerry Lewis fanatics.”


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JE SUIS CHARLIE #5


Target: Charlie Hebdo
Date of Attack: 2015
Perpetrator: Terrorist
Motive: Religious

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JE SUIS CHARLIE #4


Target: Charlie Hebdo
Date of Attack: 2011
Perpetrator: Terrorist
Motive: Religious

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JE SUIS CHARLIE #3

Target: Hara-Kiri Hebdo
Date of Attack: 1970
Perpetrator: Government
Motive: Political

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JE SUIS CHARLIE #2


Target: Hara-Kiri
Date of Attack: 1966
Perpetrator: Government
Motive: Political

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JE SUIS CHARLIE #1


Target: Hara-Kiri
Date of Attack: 1961
Perpetrator: Government
Motive: Political

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Je Suis [I Am]...Alfred E. Neumann?





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Freedom Fries Free to Be French…for a Day

America’s Oldest Ally: France
Washington, D.C. –

To show its support for the people of France in the wake of the latest deadly terrorist attack on the French satire magazine Charlie Hebdo and outright assault on free speech, the US Congress immediately introduced a bill to the floor calling for the renaming of ‘freedom fries’, restoring their original name: french fries. 

The ban on the use of the term anything and everything French first arose in 2003 when the French government declined to support or participate in the invasion of Iraq. 

“The French government’s opposition to the Iraq War is all but forgotten on Capitol Hill,” said a US Congressman. “And prove it, we will be voting on a bill to lift the ban on calling french fries, french fries.”

If and when the Anti-Anti-French Fries bill passes, cafeterias that service the Congress will be allowed to change their menus to read french fries again.

“Mind you, the ban will be lifted only for a day,” said the Congressman. “After that french fries revert back to ‘freedom fries’.” 

“Also,” added the Congressman. “The bill only applies to french fries. The ban on French toast, French’s mustard, French-kissing and Mr. French from the 1960s sitcom Family Affair is still in enforce.”


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