Fun Fake News -- A Satire of the New Dawn of Yellow Journalism

Much can be said about the fine art and craft of that high society intellectual snooty Satire…I see. I’ve lost you already. Well, you can rest assured that you will not find any of that nonsense here, just Fun Fake News (FFN). WARNING: THIS IS NOT REAL NEWS, ONLY A VERY REAL PARODY OF IT. All characters and places named here are fictitious. Any similarity of person(s) living or dead is purely coincidental. Copyright © 2022 by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.

Big Tech Stocks Fall as Increasing New Houseless (A.K.A. Homeless) Have Trouble Hooking Up Wi-Fi to Freeway Underpass Sidewalk Street Tents

Norway, India and China Now Reporting Lower Gas Prices That Biden Promised Us When He Released and Shipped Abroad Millions of Barrels of Our National Strategic Oil Reserves

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Monkeypox Joke #1

Q: What’s A Sure Way to Get Monkeypox?

A: Eating Spotted Dick Pudding!

British National Healthcare System Issues Monkeypox Warning: "Don't Eat Any Spotted Dick Pudding!"

Biden Asks His Staff How The Executive Branch Can Overrule the Judicial Branch -- Without Making Him Appear Just Like Another "Little Caesar" Pizza! Pizza! Commercialism Takeover of Our Republic?

Biden Lowers Gas Prices at Home by Shipping Millions of Barrels of Strategic National Oil Reserves to Norway, India and China

New Gun Control Law Proposes to Ban 18-Year-Olds from Lawfully Owning a Firearm -- Unless They Are in The Navy, Marines, Army, Air Force, Coast or National Guard

Based on the science -- not political science -- Congress and the Senate in their collective bipartisan conventional folklore passed a law banning 18-Year-Olds from buying farming arms.

Unless in patriot service of our country and not as civilians.

“No 18-Year-Old commands the mental, emotional or psychological capacity to own a firearm,” said a White House spokesman “After all, they’re practically infants.”

So Congress passed a law banning 18-Year-Olds from buying or owning a firearm unless enrolled members of the infantry.

SCOTUS Justice Brett Kavanaugh Joins Justice Samuel Anthony Alito Jr. in Driving Around D.C. in an Armored Personnel Carrier for His Protection in Response to Protesters Showing Up at His Home in an Attempt to Influence His Decision Under Threat of Mob Rule and Threat of Death – Instead of Rule of Law

Burger King Rolls Out The "Pride Taco" in Time to Celebrate LGBTQ Pride Month

When asked by a reporter what turned a regular taco into a pride taco, a Burger King marketing executive replied.

"If you don't eat the taco shell and just lick out its contents instead. Well, then you got yourself a pride taco."

Burger King Pride Campaign Backfires

Putin Cuts Off First World Supply of Wheat to the Third World, While Biden Plays on Our Nation’s Food Insecurity by Threatening to Cut Funding to Free Lunch to Poor White and Minority Kids to Forward His Special Interest Trans Agenda -- Turning Us Into a Second World Nation

Major Retail Brick and Mortar Chain Store Vows to Fight Inflation and Fear of Massive Gunning Downing While Shopping by Holding Down the Cost of a Lost Leader of a Hotdog and a Soda to a $1.50

As a Lockhed C-130 Hercules U.S. Military Aircraft Lands on American Soil Carrying Its Precious Cargo of Baby Formula Purchased in Europe…

President Biden Says, “Folks, Listen Here: We Can Use the Defense Production Act to Make Baby Formula to Feed Hungry American Babies and Make Bullets for the Ukrainian Infantry -- Both at the Same Time. It’s the New Economics 101. Just Like the New Math I Learned as a Kid to Beat the Ruskies. And Another thing, One Day We Will Land a Man on the Moon.”

President Biden Issues Executive Order: U.S. Embassies to Fly the Ukraine Flag 1st, BLM Flag Flown 2nd, LGBTQ Flag Flown 3rd And Set Down "Old Glory" on a Pair of Mothballs

SCOTUS Justice, Samuel Anthony Alito Jr., Driven Around D.C. in an Armored Personnel Carrier for His Protection in Response to Protesters Showing Up at His Home in an Attempt to Influence His Decision Under Threat of Mob Rule -- Instead of Rule of Law!

In Last-Ditch Effort to Deny Climate Change, U.S. Finally Agrees to Switch Over to the Metric System

Low Turnout at Pro-Choice Rallies Due to High Gasoline Prices

"I support a woman's right to choice,"
said one otherwise stay at home protester.
"But I just can't afford the gas, so I asked
my mother if I could barrow her car and she said yes."

While Undergoing Surgery, Putin Puts His Personally Trained KGB Cat “Buttons” in Charge of the Entire Russian Nuclear Arsenal

"Buttons' -- The KGB Trained Cat -- Takes a Bathroom Break Before Re-assuming Tactical and Strategic Nuclear Command."

Happy Earth Day!

Nancy Pelosi Calls for Another House Select Committee -- But This Time to Investigate Florida’s Gov. DeSantis’ “Don’t Say Gay, Bill!”

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"I support a woman's right to choice," said one otherwise stay at home protester."But I just can't afford the gas, so I asked my mother if I could barrow her car and she said yes."

"Buttons' -- The KGB Trained Cat -- Takes a Bathroom Break Before Re-assuming Tactical and Strategic Nuclear Command."

"I support a woman's right to choice,"
said one otherwise stay at home protester.
"But I just can't afford the gas, so I asked
my mother if I could barrow her car and she said yes."