Fun Fake News -- A Satire of the New Dawn of Yellow Journalism

Much can be said about the fine art and craft of that high society intellectual snooty Satire…I see. I’ve lost you already. Well, you can rest assured that you will not find any of that nonsense here, just Fun Fake News (FFN). WARNING: THIS IS NOT REAL NEWS, ONLY A VERY REAL PARODY OF IT. All characters and places named here are fictitious. Any similarity of person(s) living or dead is purely coincidental. Copyright © 2022 by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.

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While Undergoing Surgery, Putin Puts His Personally Trained KGB Cat “Buttons” in Charge of the Entire Russian Nuclear Arsenal

"Buttons' -- The KGB Trained Cat -- Takes a Bathroom Break Before Re-assuming Tactical and Strategic Nuclear Command."

Why Cats Play Golf Joke #1

"Come on! Don't give up now!
You're just one stroke
away from a birdie!"

By Robert W. Armijo

Q: Why did the family cat take up playing golf?

A: Because he was told that if he made a score of one stroke under par at a hole, he would have a birdie!

Caption Reads:

"Come on! Don't give up now!
You're just one stroke
away from a birdie!"

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Cat People vs. Dog People Joke #1

A recent veterinarian study shockingly disclosed that cats will eat their owners within hours of their death, while Pit Bulls eat their owners alive.

Hastag #CancelColbert Joke #2

Schrödinger’s cat, "Boxes"

Much like Schrödinger’s cat, which is both simultaneously "alive" and "dead" in the box, Stephen Colbert’s ‘Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever’ joke is both "racists" and "funny".

Note to reader: funfakenews.com has just been informed that PETA has started hastag #cancelfunfakenews.com in response to this joke.

As an act of contrition, however, funfakenews.com is proud to announce it has started the Schrödinger’s Cat Foundation for Sensitivity to Useless Animals Used in Hypothetical Thought Provoking Experiments or Whatever.

FunFakeNews.Com -- An Inadvertent (Social) Satire of the New Dawn of the Age of Yellow Journalism?

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