Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cats. Show all posts

Why Cats Play Golf Joke #1

"Come on! Don't give up now!
You're just one stroke
away from a birdie!"
By Robert W. Armijo




Q: Why did the family cat take up playing golf?













A: Because he was told that if he made a score of one stroke under par at a hole, he would have a birdie!


Caption Reads:

"Come on! Don't give up now!
You're just one stroke
away from a birdie!"



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Copyright© 2017 by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.

Cat People vs. Dog People Joke #1


 A recent veterinarian study shockingly disclosed that cats will eat their owners within hours of their death, while Pit Bulls eat their owners alive.







Copyright © 2008-2015 by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.
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Hastag #CancelColbert Joke #2

Schrödinger’s cat, "Boxes"

Much like Schrödinger’s cat, which is both simultaneously "alive" and "dead" in the box, Stephen Colbert’s ‘Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever’ joke is both "racists" and "funny". 

Note to reader: funfakenews.com has just been informed that PETA has started hastag #cancelfunfakenews.com in response to this joke.

As an act of contrition, however, funfakenews.com is proud to announce it has started the Schrödinger’s Cat Foundation for Sensitivity to Useless Animals Used in Hypothetical Thought Provoking Experiments or Whatever.









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