Sunday, September 14, 2014

Superman Deported Back to Mexico

Kal-El Son of Jor-El 

Metropolis, America (somewhere) --

To protest the unprecedented massive deportation of illegal aliens under the Obama administration, Superman turned himself over  to I.C.E. (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) agents, demanding that he be deported as well. 

“I don’t want to be afforded any special treatment,” said Superman. “Unlike our president, I was not born in Kenya…I mean Kansas. I am an illegal alien from the planet Krypton. You call me Superman, but I am Kal-El son of Jor-El. Deport me too.”

I.C.E. agents were hesitant to take the man of steel into custody at first. 

However, after making a telephone call to the White House, Superman was handcuffed, read his Miranda Rights and arrested. 

“You have the right to remain silent,” said the arresting officer, as he slipped the specially made cuffs on Superman's wrists.

“Hey, wait a minute,” said a surprised Superman. “What kind of material are these handcuffs made of?” 

“Kryptonite,” replied the officer. 

Kryptonite?” said Superman. “Where did you get it?”

“Lex Luthor Industries,” said the I.C.E. agent covering Superman’s head with his hand, while placing him in the back seat of a police squad car.

“Why?” said Superman as his complexion began to pale. 

“His company won the lowest bid to supply I.C.E. with all its equipment,” said the I.C.E. agent. 

“What?” said Superman before passing out. "I thought you guys were S.H.I.E.L.D. agents."

To Be Continued...

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