Fun Fake News -- A Satire of the New Dawn of Yellow Journalism

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Open Mic Night at Caltech 1.3: What calls did quantum mechanics make when they smash particles into each other at near the speed of light in the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at CERN, discovering the Higgs boson?

Get Ready to Laugh Because Once Again...It's Open Mic Night at Caltech!

Q: What calls did quantum mechanics make when they smash particles into each other at near the speed of light in the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at CERN, discovering the Higgs boson?

A: Schrödinger's cat calls.

It’s funny, because it’s both true and false at the same time.

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Open Mic Night at Caltech 1.2: Quantum Zeno Effect [Turing Paradox] Stand Up “Cause or Effect?” Comedy Planck Time (tP)

Q: Why did the Conseil Européen pour la Recherche Nucléaire (CERN) order a case of eye drops for the entire Large Hadron Collider (LHC) campus?

A: So its physicists wouldn’t suffer dry-eye and blink. Thereby preventing the decay of any sub-atomic particles observed.

It’s funny, because it’s both true and false at the same time.

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FunFakeNews.Com -- An Inadvertent (Social) Satire of the New Dawn of the Age of Yellow Journalism?

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