Showing posts with label 2016 Presidential Campaign. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2016 Presidential Campaign. Show all posts

Low Turnout at Bernie Sanders (BS) Rallies for Hillary Clinton Causes PBS to Change Title of BS Documentary

"Pay no attention to the man 
or the woman behind the curtain!"

Robert W. Armijo

After a poor turnout of supporters at a couple of Bernie Sanders rallies for Hillary Clinton in Ohio this past weekend (300 at one venue, 150 at another and the unexplained cancellation of a third), PBS announced it would be changing the title of the documentary it plans to air on election night on the phenomenal rise and fall of the popularity of the Bernie Sanders movement among millennials.

“In light of Bernie Sanders conceding to the establishment by throwing in the towel, becoming a carnival barker for Hillary and the recent failing attendance by millennials at his pro Clinton rallies, the original title of ‘Bernie Sanders Electrifies the Electric: The Political Force of Millennials Awakens’ somehow now seems contrived,” said a spokesperson for PBS. “So were changing it to something more realistic like ‘My Weekend at Bernie Sanders’, which we feel is more reflective of the situation. After all, it is a documentary on American politics and not some grand Hollywood production.”

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Trump Buys Rights to ‘Devil with a Blue Dress On’ Music as His Official Campaign Song

♫Devil with the blue dress, blue dress,
blue dress. Devil with the blue dress on♫

By Robert W. Armijo

After being served a cease and desist letter prohibiting him from playing ‘Start Me Up’ and other songs by the Rolling Stones at his campaign rallies, Donald Trump announced that he has secured the rights to ‘Devil with a Blue Dress On’ song by Mitch Ryder and The Detroit Wheels.

Trump also confirmed that it would be his official campaign song as well. 

When asked by reporters why he chose that particular song, Donald Trump replied, “I don’t really know. May be because it’s got catchy lyrics and it’s got a good beat. I guess.”

Reporters then asked if there was any subtext to the song’s lyrics and that of Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress stained with President Clinton’s DNA.

“I cannot confirm or deny that rumor,” said Trump while hardly attempting to disguise a smile on his face. “But we’ll see. We’ll see.”

Trump then walked off stage with the music ‘Devil with a Blue Dress On’ playing loudly in the background.  

Trump Secretly Offers Monica Lewinsky 1 Million Dollars for Her Presidential Stained Blue Dress

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