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9) Knock, Knock. Who’s there? O.J. Simpson, Bitch!
8) If I’m innocent like they say, then why do I still feel so damn guilty?
7) What took them so damn long, don’t they know I got a noon tee time?
6) I feel like I just got away with a double murder homicide or something like that.
5) Now that’s not guilty for both Ronald and Nicole, right?
4) Do you think I can return those gloves without a receipt?
3) I wish Nicole was here to hear this…Oh, yeah. Right. Never mind.
2) After this, I’m going to Disneyland.
1) I just got this great idea for a book.
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