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| Camel beauty contestants head back home after being disqualified. |
-- Saudi
Arabia , Dubai
By Robert W. Armijo
Officials judging the annual
camel beauty contest in Saudi
Arabia
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| "Claudia" attempts to hide her Botox camel toes in the sand from officals. |
Judges of the controversial segment
of the contest alleged that several of the camel’s toes were injected with
Botox, to give them an artificially enhanced swollen camel toe look, reportedly
said another official.
“I didn’t use this thing…this
thing they call Botox,” said one contestant whose camel was suspended from the
competition.
“Just look at that camel
toe,” continued the Arabic man, donned in heavy white robes and turban, while holding
up the hoof of his camel for voluntary inspection.
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| Now that's some serious Camel Toe going on! |
“Look how thick, puffy and
fat my camel’s camel toe is?" pointed out the Arabic man. "You would think I kissed, caressed and finally sucked on that myself for
hours on end as if she were one of my wives' toe to get it to look like that."
"They're definitely using
Botox on their camel’s noses, lips and especially toes,” said attending
veterinarian, Claudia Moore at the event. “You can tell even absent all the scientific
evidence. You can tell just by the affect it has on you as a neutral observer, as you follow it as a slit at first; then ever so slowly falling down with it, until
it turns into a groove, making your way through a valley; now ever flowing downwards, between two soft flesh filled hills rising on either side of you; to a
destination unknown, you can’t but help find yourself on an adventure; no
matter where it takes you, no matter who you thought you were before this
moment, you find yourself deep down inside of yourself; questioning even who you
thought, less all others, thought who you were before, and finally, you wake up; and find yourself on a journey of indeterminate self-discovery.”
Umm…Huh?
Officials say the camels
disqualified this year will be allowed to compete in next year’s camel beauty pageant, provided they refrain from using Botox.
Caption One:
Camel beauty contestants head back home
after being disqualified.
Caption Two:
"Claudia" attempts to hide her Botox camel toes
in the sand from officials.
Caption Three:
Now that's Some Serious Camel Toe going on!
Caption Four:
All the while this, "Claudia", doesn't bother to conceal her Camel Toe at all.
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