How to Survive a Solar Flare

Los Angeles, California --

With the largest solar flare ever-recorded hurling through space headed straight toward earth, astronomers at the Griffith Park Observatory issued a press release titled ‘How to Survive a Solar Flare’, which caused a panic among the local population before it was recanted.

“Wrap yourself (and your pets) up in aluminum foil, covering yourself from head to toe," the press release read. “But before you do, make certain you rub yourself all over with lemon juice, adding some parsley as a garnish on the side.”

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