Is Charlie Sheen ‘Down and Out in Beverly Hills’?

Beverly Hills, California –

Rumor has it that since he got fired from 'Two and a Half Men' earlier this year, Charlie Sheen has been (no pun intended) desperately pitching a remake of the movie ‘Down and Out in Beverly Hills’. Which he will star, playing Nick Nolte’s role in the hit from the 1980s.

"I wish you all the luck in the world little buddy," said Nick Nolte to Charlie Sheen in a phone conversation the two shared. Sheen asked Nolte for his blessing, notify him that he was redoing the movie, casting himself in Nolte’s former role as the bum.

"I hope it brings you as much success as it has me," continued Nolte. "Say, I heard they’re looking for someone to take your place on 'Two and a Half Men'. You think I got a chance?"

Charlie Sheen then informed Nick Nolte that Ashton Kutcher had already filled the position.

"That little [BLEEP]?!"said Nick Nolte. "Gee, that’s too bad. I would have done that job for food."

"Charlie Sheen can really relate to Nolte’s character in that movie. Both are down their luck," explained a spokesman for Charlie Sheen. "Charlie has been through so much. He has been divorced twice, lost his job. He has been reduced to an utter state of poverty. For God’s sakes he’s down to one Goddess and has had to move from his 7.2 million dollar home into a 6.8 million-dollar house. If that’s not down and out in Beverly Hills then I don’t know what is."

Unfortunately for Charlie Sheen, just as he was about to sign the multimillion-dollar movie deal, Ashton Kutcher got wind of the project and quickly calling his agent, he stole the job right from under Sheen's feet.

Charlie Sheen reportedly responded by tweeting Ashton Kutcher congratulations. The gentlemen then expressed mutual admiration for each other.

"You're the dude, dude," Tweeted Sheen to Kutcher.

"Nah, you're the dude, dude," Tweeted back Kutcher to Sheen.

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