|"Only Britain Soldiers On!”|
By Robert W. Armijo
10) Prohibit British films from participating in the Cannes Film Festival.
9) Impose a French cheese embargo.
8) Reduce to the British pound by 12 ounces.
7) Ban fine British Cuisine from the European contentment.
6) Flood Channel Tunnel with cheap wine.
5) Ban British tourist from gawking at beautiful French women frequenting topless beaches.
4) Jam Benny Hill reruns.
3) Rename ‘fish and chips’ ‘fish with French fries’.
2) Don’t invite England to the next World War.
1) Register all anglophiles as sex offenders with Interpol.
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