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Apollo 10’s In-flight Space Turd: “Houston, we have a problem here”


Houston, Texas –

Everyone believes the famous words “Houston, we have a problem here” were first spoken by the crew of the technically troubled flight of Apollo 13. However, that is not true, according to a recent 500-page transcript released by NASA today. 

According to that transcript, those famous words were in fact first uttered by the crew of Apollo 10 in June 1969. When during their dress rehearsal of the lunar landing while on their way to orbit the moon, they encountered not an unidentified flying object (a UFO), but an unidentified floating object (a UFO) in the command capsule.

UFO experts that have analyzed the transcript say it is proof positive of NASA’s culture of denial when it comes to the confirmation of the existence of UFOs, or even UFOs. 

The following is an excerpt from that over four decades old transcript. So you can make up your own mind:

APOLLO 10: Houston, we have a problem here.

HOUSTON: What is it, Apollo 10?

APOLLO 10: We’re not sure…But we may be witnessing a bogie [UFO].

HOUSTON: How far away is the bogie from your craft, Apollo 10?

APOLLO 10: Negative, Houston. It’s not outside our craft…Ah…it’s inside our craft.

HOUSTON: Can you repeat that, Apollo 10?

APOLLO 10: Um…it’s inside our craft, Houston.

[Silence]

HOUSTON: Can you describe it, Apollo 10?

APOLLO 10: Well, it’s cylindrical in shape. Brown in color…and it smells like…It smells like…Oh my God! It’s a turd!

[Crew Members Screaming]

HOUSTON: Would you like to officially report the sighting of a UFO, Apollo 10? Come in Apollo 10…Are you still there?

APOLLO 10: Please repeat, Houston.

[Crew Members Screaming]

HOUSTON: Would you like to officially report the sighting of a UFO at this time?

APOLLO 10: Ah…negative, Houston. Not at this time.

[Crew Members Screaming]

HOUSTON:  Roger, Apollo 10. Continue with your flight plan to the moon.

APOLLO 10: We copy, Houston. Apollo 10 continuing with [the] flight plan to the moon.

[Crew Members Still Screaming]

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