Thursday, May 5, 2016

Trump Buys Rights to ‘Devil with a Blue Dress On’ Music as His Official Campaign Song

♫Devil with the blue dress, blue dress,
blue dress. Devil with the blue dress on♫

By Robert W. Armijo


After being served a cease and desist letter prohibiting him from playing ‘Start Me Up’ and other songs by the Rolling Stones at his campaign rallies, Donald Trump announced that he has secured the rights to ‘Devil with a Blue Dress On’ song by Mitch Ryder and The Detroit Wheels.

Trump also confirmed that it would be his official campaign song as well. 

When asked by reporters why he chose that particular song, Donald Trump replied, “I don’t really know. May be because it’s got catchy lyrics and it’s got a good beat. I guess.”

Reporters then asked if there was any subtext to the song’s lyrics and that of Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress stained with President Clinton’s DNA.

“I cannot confirm or deny that rumor,” said Trump while hardly attempting to disguise a smile on his face. “But we’ll see. We’ll see.”

Trump then walked off stage with the music ‘Devil with a Blue Dress On’ playing loudly in the background.  

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