Each month of the calendar will depict the
former Hungarian newswoman naked, while kicking, tripping and punching war-torn
Syrian immigrants gathered on the Hungarian international border for seeking a safe
and secure passage and eventually asylum somewhere in Northern Europe (most
likely Germany).
The publisher of the calendar promises the
nude photos of the former camerawoman will not be offensive but will instead be
tastefully done.
“All the pictures taken were in black and
white,” said the publisher. "And they’re mostly of the tities. Not the p**sy, so
much. That way, the men not play with their d***ks, so much.”
The calendar will list all the traditional
holidays observed in Western culture with the exception of the birthdays of famous
Hungarian, Spanish, German and Italian nationalists, such as Hitler, Mussolini
and Franco.
The former newswoman was proud to learn that
the publisher of the calendar chose her as Hungary’s first nationalist.
“I’m so happy,” said the videographer. “I
could kick a Syrian immigrant’s ass right now.”
Then perhaps finally realizing the gravity of
what she just said, she paused and reflected for a moment on her words of hate.
“No, I take that back,” said the once
mainstream media member. “I’m so happy I could kick two Syrian immigrants’
asses, while tripping another and punching the other.”
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