Fired Hungarian Camerawoman to Release Nude Black & White Calendar

By Robert W. Armijo

Each month of the calendar will depict the former Hungarian newswoman naked, while kicking, tripping and punching war-torn Syrian immigrants gathered on the Hungarian international border for seeking a safe and secure passage and eventually asylum somewhere in Northern Europe (most likely Germany).

The publisher of the calendar promises the nude photos of the former camerawoman will not be offensive but will instead be tastefully done.

“All the pictures taken were in black and white,” said the publisher. "And they’re mostly of the tities. Not the p**sy, so much. That way, the men not play with their d***ks, so much.”

The calendar will list all the traditional holidays observed in Western culture with the exception of the birthdays of famous Hungarian, Spanish, German and Italian nationalists, such as Hitler, Mussolini and Franco.

The former newswoman was proud to learn that the publisher of the calendar chose her as Hungary’s first nationalist.

“I’m so happy,” said the videographer. “I could kick a Syrian immigrant’s ass right now.”

Then perhaps finally realizing the gravity of what she just said, she paused and reflected for a moment on her words of hate.

“No, I take that back,” said the once mainstream media member. “I’m so happy I could kick two Syrian immigrants’ asses, while tripping another and punching the other.”

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