U.S. Mounted Border Patrol Ordered to Stop Treating Haitian Migrants Like, “Those Goddamned Mexicans!”


Mainstream Media's Depiction of a Border Agent
Doing Their Job Defending the U.S./Mexican 
Int'l Border -- As Seen Through Their Eyes

Del Rio, Texas

By Robert W. Armijo

“Sorry,” said a spokesman for the U.S. Mounted Border Patrol. “Force of habit.”

“Huh,” said another border agent. “I thought they were Mexicans.”  

"Tell me," said yet another border agent. "What's the difference again?" 

"I don't know what happened out there," said a border agent who filed for disability after the incident, claiming he is suffering from PTSD. "All I kept thinking was...'Remember the Alamo...Remember the Alamo,' which is weird considering I'm Mexican-American."  

The Biden administration has since announced it would like to apologize on behalf of the mounted border patrol by selling off their horses to the local dog food factory and donating the sale proceeds to BLM, Del Rio chapter. 

However, since PETA has threatened to boycott the upcoming midterm elections, the mounted border patrol horses will safely be sent out to pasture instead.  

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