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By Robert W. Armijo
“Making a Difference’ was the theme of this year’s Rose
Parade,” said a Rose Parade official.
“That’s why we approved the conditional use of controlled, confined and contained fire on the float that caught fire.
After all, the Titan Prometheus certainly made a difference when he gifted fire
to mankind.”
Although Rose Parade officials are activity looking for the
float designer for questioning, he is no where to be found.
“He must have get wind of our intention to fine him for
delaying the Rose Parade and starting an open fire without a permit,” said a
Rose Parade official.
Despite the disapproval of Rose Parade officials, many
spectators were entertained by the spectacle.
“Unsuspecting spectators, thought they were witnessing the
latest state-of-the-art special effects of Rose Parade float technology, stood
up and applauded,” said a fireman to who responded the over 20 million 911
phone calls from around the country and world.
Still other spectators run up to the float, which was fully engulfed
in flames, with sticks and marshmallows.
“They sat around the burning float signing camp songs and
made S’mores,” said police.
“Most people just took off their gloves and mittens and
stretched out their hands to warm them up,” said one Rose Parade spectator.
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Copyright (c) by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.
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