Adam and Steve Take a Bite Out of the Big Apple

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner Now?

New York, New York –

New York State legislators admit they passed same-sex marriage law just to piss off clergy with the headline: “Adam and Steve Take a Bite Out of the Big Apple.” Say they have wanted to legalize it ever since they first heard preachers say: “God created Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve!” church slogan.

“That should teach them a lesson,” said a state legislator from New York. “Maybe next time they’ll know better than to come up with witty catch phrases for their Sunday morning sermon.”

“The clergy is utterly devastated,” said Father Sheen O’Brian. “Practically every denomination have relied upon that witty catch phrase to steer their congregations away from the debauchery of homosexuality. Now what will we use?”

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