Showing posts with label Chuck Norris Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chuck Norris Joke. Show all posts

The ‘Chuck Norris Particle’ Vs. the ‘God Particle’ Joke #2




Once while walking the time continuum line, Chuck Norris came across the ‘God Particle’ who was little more than a juvenile delinquent. Taking matters in his own hands, Chuck Norris took immediate corrective measures by kicking the Sunday school dropout’s ass into *Mass.


*A celebration of the Eucharist (Sunday Masses held at three different hours).

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The ‘Chuck Norris Particle’ Vs. the ‘God Particle’ Joke # 1


Upon closer examination of the so-called ‘God Particle’, physicists at the Conseil Européen pour la Recherche Nucléaire (CERN) decided to rename the scientific discovery of our time: the ‘Chuck Norris Particle’, after witnessing it kick pure energy’s ass into matter.



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