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Showing posts with label Mitt Romney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mitt Romney. Show all posts

Sen. Mitt Romney Dispenses Advice on Twitter as “Pierre Delecto”

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Washington, D.C. -- By Robert W. Armijo Sen. Mitt Romney presently shocked the world when he disclosed that he had a secret socia...

Top 10 Obama Inauguration Parade Float Rejects for 2013

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I want those floats gone now!   10) Hope and Change Float – The old ragtag Hope and Change float with the letters H and C missing and...

White House Calling Romney Luncheon ‘Beer and Cookies Summit’

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“No, no. I’ll be having the beer. Gov. Romney will be having the cookies.” Washington, D.C. – In the wake of his re-election, Presid...

Last on: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire President? Joke #1

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Is Anybody Really Ready to Answer This 3 AM Phone Call? Unlike the other two presidential debates, although advertised as unfiltered, ...

Gov. Mitt Romney: Get Me Big Bird Binder Women Now!

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"Where Are My Big Bird Binder Women?!" Washington, D.C .– One of then Governor Mitt Romney of Massachusetts staff members ...

Obama Sends Singing Telegram to Romney: ♫No More Mr. Nice Guy! No More Mr. Clean!♫

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♫No More Mr. Nice Guy!  No More Mr. Clean!♫ Washington, D.C.  -- On the eve of the second presidential debate, Mitt Romney reported...

Obama Drinking Red Bull in Preparation for 2nd Presidential Debate?

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"Yes, I'd like to Order Another Case of Red Bull." Washington, D.C. – Reportedly, President Obama has been preparing ...

Big Bird Gets Medal of Honor for Distracting Nation from Final Results of First Presidential Debate 2016

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Sesame Street – In a secret ceremony held in the alleys and byways of Sesame Street, President Barack Obama issued our nation’s highe...

Mitt Romney’s Really, Really Bad Big Bird Joke #5

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Q: You know why Big Bird never joined the NBA, despite being over eight feet tall? A: Because instead of trying to make a basket,...

Mitt Romney’s Really, Really Bad Big Bird Joke #4

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Q: You know why Big Bird never joined the NBA, despite being over eight feet tall? A: Because he likes traveling...south for ...

Mitt Romney’s Really, Really Bad Big Bird Joke #3

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Q: You know why Big Bird ingests all his food intravenously? A: Because he doesn’t like to swallow. Copyright © 2008-20...

Mitt Romney’s Really, Really Bad Big Bird Joke #2

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Q: You know why Big Bird never joined the NBA, despite being over eight feet tall? A: Because during halftime he kept nesting...

A Gentleman’s Arrangement: What Obama and Romney Agreed to Leave Out of Their Presidential Debate

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Hey, Mitt. You’re Suppose to Keep It Under Your Top Hat. Aurora, Colorado -- As we all know but what our politicians will not admit ...

Mitt Romney Denies Giving Israel ‘Green Light’ to Bomb Iran Joke #1

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For the record, Mitt Romney didn’t give Israel the green light to bomb Iran. He merely "outsourced" U.S. foreign policy decision m...

Presidential Election 2012 Riddle #2

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Q: Who rules like a Liberal but runs like a Conservative? A: Mitt Romney! Copyright © 2008-2012 by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.

Presidential Election 2012 Riddle #1

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Q: Who runs like a Liberal but rules like a Conservative? A: Barack Obama! Copyright © 2008-2012 by Robert W. Armijo. All rights reserved.

Mitt Romney Shares a Lake Wobegon Moment: “All the Trees Are the Right Height”???

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Lake Wobegon, Michigan -- “I love Michigan,” said a nostalgic Mitt Romney as he stood before an audience consisting of members of his former...

Mitt Romney’s “$10,000 Bet” Exposes Secret Gambling Lives of Mormons

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Las Vegas, Nevada -- Once a month from Salt Lake City, Utah, Mormons leave their homes undercover of darkness to board unmarked buses headed...

Mitt Romney’s Only Visible Childhood Friend a Fast-Food Clown? Reason Why Corporations Are People to Him?

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Washington, D.C. – Apparently, as a small child, Mitt Romney had trouble making friends. “Oh, he had friends alright,” said Mitt’s grandfath...

Mitt Romney Sends Delegation to Occupy ‘Occupy Wall Street’

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New York, New York – Presidential candidate Mitt Romney took time out of his busy schedule today to send a delegation with a single demand t...