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Open Mic Night at Caltech 1.3: What calls did quantum mechanics make when they smash particles into each other at near the speed of light in the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at CERN, discovering the Higgs boson?

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Get Ready to Laugh Because Once Again...It's Open Mic Night at Caltech! Q: What calls did quantum mechanics make when they sm...

Open Mic Night at Caltech 1.2: Quantum Zeno Effect [Turing Paradox] Stand Up “Cause or Effect?” Comedy Planck Time (tP)

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Open Mic Night at Caltech 1.2: Quantum Zeno Effect [Turing Paradox] Stand Up “Cause or Effect?” Comedy Planck Time (tP) Q: Why did...

The ‘Chuck Norris Particle’ Vs. the ‘God Particle’ Joke #2

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Once while walking the time continuum line, Chuck Norris came across the ‘God Particle’ who was little more than a juvenile delinquent. Taki...

The ‘Chuck Norris Particle’ Vs. the ‘God Particle’ Joke # 1

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Upon closer examination of the so-called ‘God Particle’, physicists at the Conseil Européen pour la Recherche Nucléaire (CERN) decided to re...

LHC at CERN Converted into Gallagher’s ‘Sledge-O-Matic’® Watermelon-Smashing Machine

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Paris, France – American prop comedian Gallagher, best known for his trademarked watermelon-smashing act, has been invited to the Conseil Eu...

CERN Finds the ‘Godfather’ Particle!!!

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Paris, France – “Actually, I found them,” said the Godfather particle. In a bone chilling sit down interview with physicists at the Conseil ...

LHC Physicist at CERN Denies Responsibility for “Giant Swirly Thingy” Over Norwegian Sky

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Geneva, Switzerland -- “What? We didn’t do it,” said a particle physicist from the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) before ...