Major Retail Brick and Mortar Chain Store Vows to Fight Inflation and Fear of Massive Gunning Downing While Shopping by Holding Down the Cost of a Lost Leader of a Hotdog and a Soda to a $1.50

 



 

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As a Lockhed C-130 Hercules U.S. Military Aircraft Lands on American Soil Carrying Its Precious Cargo of Baby Formula Purchased in Europe…



President Biden Says, “Folks, Listen Here: We Can Use the Defense Production Act to Make Baby Formula to Feed Hungry American Babies and Make Bullets for the Ukrainian Infantry -- Both at the Same Time. It’s the New Economics 101. Just Like the New Math I Learned as a Kid to Beat the Ruskies. And Another thing, One Day We Will Land a Man on the Moon.”

 

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In Last-Ditch Effort to Deny Climate Change, U.S. Finally Agrees to Switch Over to the Metric System

 


  

 

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Low Turnout at Pro-Choice Rallies Due to High Gasoline Prices

 

"I support a woman's right to choice,"
 said one otherwise stay at home protester.
"But I just can't afford the gas, so I asked 
my mother if I could barrow her car and she said yes."


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While Undergoing Surgery, Putin Puts His Personally Trained KGB Cat “Buttons” in Charge of the Entire Russian Nuclear Arsenal

"Buttons' -- The KGB Trained Cat -- Takes a Bathroom Break Before Re-assuming Tactical and Strategic Nuclear Command." 





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Happy Earth Day!

 




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Nancy Pelosi Calls for Another House Select Committee -- But This Time to Investigate Florida’s Gov. DeSantis’ “Don’t Say Gay, Bill!”

 



 

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For Trying to Buy Twitter, President Biden Places Elon Musk on The Russian Oligarchy Seize Asset List

 





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