FFN MEME: President Biden Sits on Santa Taliban's Lap Wishing for More Americans and Afghan Allies to be Released

 


"I just hope you guys aren't unionized. Yet."


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FFN MEME: President Biden Announces New Covid-19 Measures


“Simply hold your breath. Just like me. Sometimes I hold my breath so long that my wife -- She's a doctor, you know -- has to climb up on top of me, pound my chest and blow air into my mouth.”

 


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FFN MEME: Special Counsel Appointed to Investigate Former President Trump for Taliban Collusion


Correction: Special Counsel Appointed to Investigate Former President Trump for  Russian   Taliban   Russian  
[INSERT HERE] Collusion





"Oh, [BLEEP]!"




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FFN Caption: State Dept. Seeks Agreement with Taliban to Continue to Fly Antifa, Gay Pride and BLM Flags Over Former U.S. Embassy in Kabul

 



                                         What Have We Become?


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FFN Caption: As New Covid-19 Cases Surge, Uncle Sam Rolls Out A New Return to Work Incentive Program on Labor Day -- Cuts Off Pandemic Unemployment Benefits to Millions

 


                            "To Get a Job!"




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FFN MEME: America Leaves Kabul Int'l Airport (K.I.A.)





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Sesame Street’s Oscar the Grouch and Lily Gives Advice to Millions of American Kids Facing Eviction

 

"Why are you looking at my little
green legs like that, Lily? Lily...Lily..." 

Sesame Street --

By Robert W. Armijo


“Yeah, about that,” said Oscar the Grouch from his rustic metallic curbside urban domicile. “Don’t waste your time kids waiting for any rental reimbursement checks.”

Lily, the food insecurity Muppet, slowly walks up to Oscar’s trash can.

“Excuse me, Oscar,” said Lily. “Do you have anything for me to eat today?”

“Sure, Lily,” said Oscar the Grouch. “Give me a second.”

Oscar the Grouch then disappears, digging into the bottom of his trash can. 

A moment later he reemerges, only empty handed.

“Nope.” says Oscar the Grouch. “Sorry kid. Try again tomorrow.”

“Okay,” says Lily as she rubbed her growling tummy, swallows a glob of air and slowly walks away, reaching out for a street lamp post for support.

“Trust me,” continued Oscar the Grouch. “The state governments are not going to give up that cash cow anytime soon or at all. Your parents are more likely to get their unemployment benefits check first. But I wouldn't hold my breath.”

Oscar the Grouch then glances down into his trash can.

“Take my advice,” said Oscar the Grouch, as he reaches down. “Get a jump on your neighbors and stakeout a nice smelly trash can to move into before they’re all occupied.”

“Huh,” Oscar the Grouch says to himself. “How could I have missed that?”

Holding a spoiled banana peel in one hand, Oscar the Grouch looks around with his other hand shielding his eyes.

“HEY, LILY!” yells out Oscar the Grouch “I FOUND AN OLD BANANA PEEL. YOU WANT IT?"

“Sure,” says Lily coughing. "Banana peels are rich in nutrients."

Oscar the Grouch then rests the banana peel on the edge of his trash can as he reaches down and pulls out a triangle bell.

“WELL THEN!” shouts Oscar, ringing the dinner bell. “COME AND GET IT!”



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FFN Caption: President Biden Hands Over "Xmas" Kill List of Americans and Afghan Allies to the Taliban

 

      “Relax, America. The joke is on them. They’re Muslim. 

                          They don’t celebrate Christmas.”



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FFN Caption: Kabul Airport Besieged by White Rage; Not the Taliban – Says President Biden

 


                            Who, me too?


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FFN Caption: Kabul Airport Baby Toss Event Approved by Int'l Olympic Committee

 

                                                               Catch me?


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