Showing posts with label Valentine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Valentine. Show all posts

'Fifty Shades of Grey' and The American Dental Association (ADA) Joke #1

ADA Warning:
Gag Balls May Lead to Gingivitis, Tooth Decay and Bad Breath

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Naughty Teddy’s Last Message of Love for Saint Valentine’s Day -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too

“V…

Is for Valentine.

V…

Is Also for [CENSORED]” 


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Naughty Teddy’s Saint Valentine’s Day Text -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too

"You Know What Day It Is Today???

[U-NO WHAT DAY IT IS 2-DAY???]

Valentine’s Day!!!

[VD-DAY!!!]

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

[☺VD-DAY!!!]"


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Naughty Teddy for Saint Valentine’s Day #13 -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too

"I'm So Sorry. It's Just That I Forgot the Safety Word."

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Naughty Teddy for Saint Valentine’s Day #12 -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too

"You May Color Me the Fifty-First Shade of Gay. I Mean Grey...Gray. Yup, Grey. For Sure, Gray -- And by That, I Mean I'm Neither Gay or Straight. But I’m Half Bi-Polar Bear."


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Naughty Teddy for Saint Valentine’s Day #11 -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too

"Okay, okay. I'll Give You a Ring…
What's Your Phone Number Again?"

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Naughty Teddy for Saint Valentine’s Day #10 -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too


“It’s Not That You’re Too Old for Me. It’s Just That I Don’t Believe in Interspecies Dating.”


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Naughty Teddy for Saint Valentine’s Day #9 -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too

“Oh Sure, All Heart Shaped Boxes of Chocolate Look Like a Heart When You Hold It Like That. But What If You Hold It Upside Down? What Does It Look Like Then, Huh?”

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Naughty Teddy for Saint Valentine’s Day #8 -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too

“I Just Want to [BLEEP] the Stuffing Out of You!”


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Naughty Teddy for Saint Valentine’s Day #7 -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too

“What Do You Mean the Candles are Just for Burning?”

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Naughty Teddy for Saint Valentine’s Day #6 -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too

“Wait, wait. What? So That Wasn’t Your Honey Pot?!”

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Naughty Teddy for Saint Valentine’s Day #5 -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too

“Okay, okay, I Admit It. Once, I Went Down on a Panda. But You Know What? An Hour Later, I Was Hungry Again.”

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Naughty Teddy for Saint Valentine’s Day #4 -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too

"I Hear It’s Good for Your Face. Like an All-Natural Moisturizer Or Something."

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Naughty Teddy for Saint Valentine’s Day #3 -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too

“The Doctor Said to Go to the Hospital if It Lasts Longer Than Four Hours, But I Say We Call Up One of Your Girlfriends Instead.”

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Naughty Teddy for Saint Valentine’s Day #2 -- He’s Cute and Just as Disgusting Too


"I Know That's Not Where Babies come from. 

But I Just Wanted to Try Something New."


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