Showing posts with label Sharknado movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sharknado movie. Show all posts

Top 10 ‘Sharknado’ Movie Sequels Countdown: #10

#10) ‘Gatornado’ – Instead of a computer generated image (CGI) driven movie about a tornado filled with CGI sharks this time it is filled with CGI man-eating alligators.

However, in this version, the Gatornado has the misfortune of stalling over the Los Angeles fashion district where the alligators are quickly killed, tanned and turned into designer purses, shoes and tote bags. 



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Top 10 ‘Sharknado’ Movie Sequels Countdown: #8

#8) ‘Trailer Parknado’ – Must be made if just for the irony, though too politically incorrect to do so and quite frankly overdone. However, if the script could be rewritten so that instead of a trailer park being picked up by a tornado and the wreckage spewed throughout the countryside, a trailer factory is picked up. The tornado would then be free to hastily deposit empty trailers throughout the countryside and virtually provide an endless supply of them as well. 

Of course, this version of the 'Nado' movie series would be the most lacking in creditably of all the others in the genre simply because, dispute the state-of-the-art CGI effects, everybody knows nothing is made in American anymore. So the movie would have to be shot in either Mexico, India or China.  


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Top 10 ‘Sharknado’ Movie Sequels Countdown: #7



#7) ‘Pitbullnado' (the dog not the singer) – Although the most realistic of the movie genre, again, too politically incorrect to make. However, if made, the premise of the movie would be simple: a tornado sucks up a stray pack of large adult Pit Bulls and the rest, as they say, writes itself.







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Top 10 ‘Sharknado’ Movie Sequels Countdown: #6


#6) ‘Paparazzinado’ – Too Hollywood insider to make. Nevertheless, basically a tornado filled with “photojournalists” “stalks” movie stars, reality TV people and pampered rappers filled with inner-city ghetto rage, lashing out at society by taking safe swings at the paparazzi, while their wives shop on Rodeo Drive.  


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Top 10 ‘Sharknado’ Movie Sequels Countdown: #5



#5) ‘Justin Bieber Fansnado’ – A tornado scoops up thousands of screaming teenaged girls from a Justin Bieber concert, safely depositing them at malls all over the country with their parents credit cards – Oh the horror, the horror, the horror. 





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Top 10 ‘Sharknado’ Movie Sequels Countdown: #4






#4) ‘Teen Horror Movie Villainsnado’ – A tornado consisting of mass murdering psycho killers like Michael Myers from ‘Halloween’, Freddy Krueger from ‘Nightmare on Elm Street’ and Elmo from ‘Sesame Street’ is set free to do its worst. Teenaged audience members helplessly look on as their peers are mutilated, murdered and molested.





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Top 10 ‘Sharknado’ Movie Sequels Countdown: #3

#3) ‘Paula Deennado’ – A tornado swoops up the Southern chef. And while swirling primarily above a minority neighborhood, shouting out apologies for her previous use of racial epitaphs, Deen simultaneously pelts people of color with sticks of butter.  


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Top 10 ‘Sharknado’ Movie Sequels Countdown: #2






#2) ‘Washington D.C. Lobbyistnado’ – A tornado forms over K Street sucking up all the lobbyists and dropping them off on Capitol Hill where they…Well, you know the rest. 







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