Top 10 List That Best Describes Donald Trump's Loss in Iowa

Donald Trump Defeated by His Kryptonite:
The Iowa caucus

By Robert W. Armijo

10) Donald Trump’s Iowa caucus loss is like Kryptonite is to ‘Superman’.

9) Donald Trump’s Iowa caucus loss is like Pearl Harbor is to Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

8) Donald Trump’s Iowa caucus loss is like Waterloo is to Napoleon Bonaparte.

7) Donald Trump’s Iowa caucus loss is like Little Bighorn is to George Armstrong Custer.

6) Donald Trump’s Iowa caucus loss is like Vietnam is to Lyndon Baines Johnson.

5) Donald Trump’s Iowa caucus loss is like Benghazi is to former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton.

4) Donald Trump’s Iowa caucus loss is like Obamacare is to President Obama.

3) Donald Trump’s Iowa caucus loss is like a court-ordered anger management course is to ‘The Hulk’.

2) Donald Trump’s Iowa caucus loss is like Bernie Sanders’ ‘Democratic Socialism’ is to Bruce Wayne’s [Batman] and Tony Stark’s [Ironman] 20th Century American capitalism.

1) Donald Trump’s Iowa caucus loss is like ‘Star Wars Episode VII : The Force Awakens’ is to the movie's director, “Jar Jar” Abrams.

Bonus: Donald Trump’s Iowa caucus loss is like Donald Trump’s Iowa caucus loss is to Donald Trump. 

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Anne ‘Catwoman’ Hathaway’s Wardrobe Malfunction Joke #4

Q: What is Anne 'Catwoman' Hathaway’s favorite game she likes to play with the paparazzi?




A: Peek-A-Boo!

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Anne ‘Catwoman’ Hathaway’s Wardrobe Malfunction Joke #3

Q: What made the Dark Knight rise?









A: Catwoman’s wardrobe malfunction.

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Anne ‘Catwoman’ Hathaway’s Wardrobe Malfunction Joke #2

Well, I guess thanks to Anne ‘Catwoman’ Hathaway’s wardrobe malfunction, now we all know what made the ‘Dark Knight’ rise.








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Anne ‘Catwoman’ Hathaway’s Wardrobe Malfunction Joke #1

Q: What did ‘Catwoman’ (Anne Hathaway) say to ‘Batman’ (Christian Bale) when they first met on the set of the ‘Dark Knight Rises’?








A: Have you seen my pussy?

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Bad “Joker” Impression Blamed for “Grease Devil” Attacks in Sri Lanka

Colombo, Sri Lanka –

Police are blaming the resent attacks and widespread panic by the legendary “Grease Devil” in rural Sri Lanka on a teenager dressed up as “The Joker” from the popular Batman movie franchise.

Self-incriminating photos were found on the 16-year-old’s cell phone, which show the young man posing in white pancake makeup and brightly painted red lips, somewhat smudged.

Authorities believe one Batman movie in particular, The Dark Knight, heavily influenced the teenager, as he donned himself as “The Joker” in homage to the late actor, Heath Ledger, who posthumously won an Oscar for best supporting actor in 2008 for his portrayal of the psychotic criminally insane character.

Although police cannot say for certain why the young man attacked woman by biting them on the neck in an attempt to draw their blood, they did find evidence indicating that the teenager was an avid fan of the action-romance thriller Twilight movie saga as well.

“He may have just been confused,” said police.

Torn between role-playing two of his favorite movie characters, he simply compromised.

“After all, one involves bats and the other vampires,” said police.

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