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| Nancy Pelosi buzzes Capitol Hill with Articles of Impeachment |
-- Washington, DC
By Robert W. Armijo
With TV cameras rolling and newspaper cameras
flashing, Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi perp walked the “I’m Just a Bill” cartoon
character from the popular 1970s child education TV show series “Schoolhouse
Rock”, which aired every Saturday morning -- Thereby officially
transmitting to the Senate the Articles of Impeachment of the 45th Commander and Chief of the United States of America
“What the [BLEEP] is going
on?” asked the animated scroll, whose button “Bill” was stricken with a red
line and replaced with the scrawled words “Articles of Impeachment” instead.
“Really, I want to know what
the [BLEEP] is going on?” continued I Am Just a Bill. “I’m just a bill or at
least I use to be. Would somebody please tell me, what the [BLEEP] is going
on?”
Just then I Am Just a Bill broke out into
song.
"♫ I’m just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill and I'm sitting here on
Capitol Hill ♫,” sang the sad scrap of paper.
“Stop singing that,” said Pelosi to I Am Just a Bill. “You’re not just a bill."
“But I’m just a bill. See?” said I
Am Just a Bill, pointing to his doctored button. “Well, anyway, I use to be.”
“You see,” said Pelosi as she dragged the
reluctant scroll of parchment behind her into the Senate chamber. "You’re the articles of
impeachment now!”
“I guess...WAIT! WHAT THE [BLEEP]
IS GOING --” said I Am Just a Bill, as the Senate chamber doors closed shut
behind him with a clap of thunder.
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Copyright © 2020 by Robert W.
Armijo. All rights reserved.
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