Speaker of the House (Nancy Pelosi) “Perp Walks” to the Senate Articles of Impeachment of the 45th Commander and Chief of the United States of America, President Donald John Trump


Nancy Pelosi  buzzes Capitol Hill
with Articles of Impeachment 

-- Washington, DC

By Robert W. Armijo


With TV cameras rolling and newspaper cameras flashing, Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi perp walked the “I’m Just a Bill” cartoon  character from the popular 1970s child education TV show series “Schoolhouse Rock”, which aired every Saturday morning -- Thereby officially transmitting to the Senate the Articles of Impeachment of the 45th Commander and Chief of the United States of America, President Donald John Trump. 

“What the [BLEEP] is going on?” asked the animated scroll, whose button “Bill” was stricken with a red line and replaced with the scrawled words “Articles of Impeachment” instead.

“Really, I want to know what the [BLEEP] is going on?” continued I Am Just a Bill. “I’m just a bill or at least I use to be. Would somebody please tell me, what the [BLEEP] is going on?”

 Just then I Am Just a Bill broke out into song.

"♫ I’m just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill ♫,” sang the sad scrap of paper.  

“Stop singing that,” said Pelosi to I Am Just a Bill. “You’re not just a bill."

“But I’m just a bill. See?” said I Am Just a Bill, pointing to his doctored button. “Well, anyway, I use to be.”

“You see,” said Pelosi as she dragged the reluctant scroll of parchment behind her into the Senate chamber. "You’re the articles of impeachment now!”

“I guess...WAIT! WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS GOING --” said I Am Just a Bill, as the Senate chamber doors closed shut behind him with a clap of thunder.


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