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"Welcome LGMs!" |
Los Angles, California --
By Robert W. Armijo
In a press release the LGBTQ
community explained that the universe is too big of a place to assume human
beings are its sole inhabitants, so in keeping with their tradition of
inclusiveness they announced today – LGBTQ Community Center Awareness Day -- that
their organization will be reaching out to extraterrestrials or little green
men (LGM) by merging initials with them.
“From this day forward, the LGBTQ
community will now be known as the LGMLGBTQ community,” said a spokesman for
the sexual identity progressive organization.
No changes to the Gray Pride rainbow
flag will be necessary, according to one LGMLGBTQ official.
“LGMs are already represented
on our rainbow flag,” they said. “The color green is the third stripe up from
the bottom. Or the fourth one down from the top, if you prefer.”
Copyright © 2019 by Robert W.
Armijo. All rights reserved.
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